Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So...
who are our senior counselors.
♪ Pay p-pay pay paid ♪
But then you invent your salad thing. And it's a really good idea.
Hey, Bill.
I hurt him bad.
That way you can die in each other's arms.
♪ I was on a search to be a man ♪
Good morning, dumb-dumb.
He put gun powder in a coffee can, Sue.
so you'll go through life smelling...
I can't believe you!
and each of you tell us how you're feeling.
ABS apologizes for Reid's behavior.
Oh, I'd give a thousand guys a thousand hand jobs just to bone her!
♪ Fed up with just The company of my hand ♪
Shut up, Clark! I spent 15 years raising your children,
than the rice-eating commies trying to kill me.
Everybody out!
Just tell me, what kind of acid did you pour on his face?
You're so pure, I wish I could snort you up.
Dragon on your shirt. Dragon on your shirt, man.
is Chairman of the Black Liberation Alliance
who was born of a virgin and walked on water.
♪ Come and get your love now ♪
Mom, Dad? Are you fighting?
for fingering him for that hockey stick you stole.
What are you, the world's first pussy vampire?
Ooh, Willie Stargell.
You just shared a very deep feeling.
♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪
The only solution for you and Sue
Man, I'd love to meet that dude.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to tell my wife I'm divorcing her.
Why are you springing this on me now?
Wear something successful.
You guys are gonna show these people the truth.
Oh, it must make you feel like a big man to step on my dreams.
See? You're already making progress!
My couch? I just had it chlorinated!
Where's the goddamn Skippy?
The only avenue to right an injustice is through armed action.
Let's dig him up and take his belt.
I'm here with Reid Harrison,