The Nose Job - Seinfeld [S03E09]

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The Nose Job - Seinfeld [S03E09]
TV-PGComedy

Jerry dates a vacuous actress and struggles with overcoming his sexual desire for her. George dates a woman with a large nose, who decides to get a nose job after a careless comment from Kramer.

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Clip thumbnail for 'Okay, here goes.Clip image for 'Okay, here goes.YARN finds the best video clips from "The Nose Job" by social media usage. YARN indexes every clip in TV, Movies, and Music Videos. Search and share clips with friends in any app.
20 Nov 1991
The Nose Job
Tom Cherones
- My contention? - Your contention.- My contention? - Your contention.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 26.565
- My contention? - Your contention.
- My contention? - Your contention.
Okay, here goes.Okay, here goes.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.282
Okay, here goes.
Okay, here goes.
I'm proud of you.I'm proud of you.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.566
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
- ...drunken stumblebum. - You don't say.- ...drunken stumblebum. - You don't say.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.300
- ...drunken stumblebum. - You don't say.
- ...drunken stumblebum. - You don't say.
Why don't you just commit yourself already?Why don't you just commit yourself already?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.054
Why don't you just commit yourself already?
Why don't you just commit yourself already?
My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.559
My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.
My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.
I'm Nelson.I'm Nelson.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.118
I'm Nelson.
I'm Nelson.
Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportions...Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportions...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.056
Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportions...
Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportions...
- Great job. - You got butchered.- Great job. - You got butchered.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.687
- Great job. - You got butchered.
- Great job. - You got butchered.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.Yeah, well, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.547
Yeah, well, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.
It's eating me up inside!It's eating me up inside!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.848
It's eating me up inside!
It's eating me up inside!
I swear, Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore.I swear, Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.726
I swear, Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore.
I swear, Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore.
You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it. Can't stop science.You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it. Can't stop science.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.338
You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it. Can't stop science.
You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it. Can't stop science.
Babs Kramer. Nasty woman.Babs Kramer. Nasty woman.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.793
Babs Kramer. Nasty woman.
Babs Kramer. Nasty woman.
It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.778
It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.
It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.
You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England.You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.621
You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England.
You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England.
Shut up, George.Shut up, George.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.558
Shut up, George.
Shut up, George.
- What? - It's green.- What? - It's green.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.496
- What? - It's green.
- What? - It's green.
...we live in a very superficial society....we live in a very superficial society.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.193
...we live in a very superficial society.
...we live in a very superficial society.
Yes. Yes, I am.Yes. Yes, I am.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.155
Yes. Yes, I am.
Yes. Yes, I am.
Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape!Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.842
Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape!
Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape!
...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor?...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.798
...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor?
...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor?
...sucking Colt 45 from a can....sucking Colt 45 from a can.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.679
...sucking Colt 45 from a can.
...sucking Colt 45 from a can.
Well, you just need to relax.Well, you just need to relax.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.612
Well, you just need to relax.
Well, you just need to relax.
- Well, yes, that's my contention. - I heard him contend that.- Well, yes, that's my contention. - I heard him contend that.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1991-11-20, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.479
- Well, yes, that's my contention. - I heard him contend that.
- Well, yes, that's my contention. - I heard him contend that.
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