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You worry about me because you have to. I'm your job. Protect the Key, right?
We're goin' up against a god, an actual mightier-than-thou god.
Look, if Glory knew that you guys knew where it was...
OK. Small talk over. I'm in a bit of a crunch, so let's cut right to the ooey-gooey centre.
You know what the Key is?
A crazy Hell god? And the fun just keeps on leavin'.
- Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer": - We had to hide the Key.
It's OK. Don't worry about it. Next time we see him, we'll thank him.
How could you let her find out like that? From books and papers?
an energy matrix vibrating at a dimensional frequency beyond human perception."
then screechy siren things will, you know, screech.
She's been keeping those since...
It doesn't matter where you came from, or how you got here.
I guess that's you, niblet.
So this Key thing...
- You could have stopped her. - Oh, yeah, here it comes.
Hey, this doesn't have to be a complete waste of my precious time.
- How could all that never really happen? - It takes some getting used to,
Which is why there's been an increase in the ranks of the mentally unstable in Sunnydale.
Very irritating, irrational. You know what I mean, tiny snapdragon? Like...
What am I?
The birds have been pecking too hard.
The Slayer is the only thing standing between Dawn and this god from the bitch dimension
Even if I knew, I'd die a thousand deaths before I'd tell you.
It's beautiful. Thank you, guys.
She's been extremely forgiving of your considerable foibles up until now,
No.
Watch the hair.
You'll find her.
No contact with civilians. There's probably a code name for it.
- You should've said something. - Will, there...
Very amusing. I'm sure Dawn feels that way about her schoolwork sometimes.
first you see one, then two... then the picnic's ruined.
I usually just burst through doors.
summoned armies to control the Key.
Is that supposed to scare me?
Just find her. Please.
and funny hats, and those candles that don't blow out.
I can take care of myself.
Oh, my God. Weird. And chocolates? Lame.
I know how difficult the first time can be.
Yeah. Shouldn't we try to find it before she does?
I don't want the book, just what's inside. I think it was Giles's notes.
oh god the pdidjnbs! and the yourfirueejdiwuwjmns!
Are you giving Buffy a birthday present?
As opposed to the other kind we're always in?
- I bet you know where she put it. - She doesn't know.
yeah.
Unfortunate, but not completely unexpected.
We imagine what we'll be like in ten years and write a letter to our future self.
Makes your skin sing.
- How can you talk as if she's a thing? - I'm not!
She's real. She's just kinda... new.
Is she mad about the whole fire thing?
- Jeez! Lurk much? - I wasn't lurkin'.
Yeah, we're doing an early-warning incantation.
Dawn? Did you know your sister took my Key? And she won't give it back.
Thank you. Thank you.
- Dawn! - Oh, baby.
I thought you said this skank was tough.
Oh, right. Of course. Can't let Dawn hear anything.
It's just like mine.
Oh, nothing, no.
I mean...
All pushing at our reality, trying to find a way in.
- Once drained, all that's left is... - Crazy people.
Xander, Giles, take the centre of town. Willow, Tara, west side.
From what the Council's discovered from the Book of Tarnis and other sources,