Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[dramatic stinger]

and they just pull it tight like this.

Yeah, Gina, your skin looks amazing. You're doing something new. What is it?

Well, speaking of schnapps, we should all go to Giuseppe's for drinks.

[man 2] That's it.

["Ode To Joy" vocals distort, echo]

No, no, no. You're not allergic.

♪ You sexy thing, you ♪

[giggles] This is so stupid!

as noted author and numerologist--

Men can be fat and hairy and ugly and impolite and old, and nobody cares.

[inhales deeply] I guess I'll open it!

That's what I've been trying to tell you until I'm blue in the face.

-Yeah, look at him, huh? -[beeping]

Um, she's got the most beautiful skin, and her hair is always so shiny,

and they take the tissue right close to the muscle,

Yeah, no, it's not therapy. It's just…

[banging on TV]

You put it in his… Like, in his…

'Cause I'm tired, and I've had enough.

[mysterious plucked string music playing]

-[Cassidy] I don't know. -[women whoop]

-Yeah. -It's not good.

You need to let it grow.

Whoa, your face!

Yeah, no, Judy's a total lush, a day drinker.

Please come back!

you're not gonna change, are you?

[laughing] Oh, yes, you are.

Line's open. Go ahead, Chapman.

[laughs energetically]

Are you with me, Stacey?

[chuckles softly]

The beaver constantly repairing the leaks in his dam.

[volume reduces]

[woman] …activities previously considered pleasurable.

Transform yourself from ugly duckling to stunning swan,

I can give you peace of mind.

[plucky string music playing]

[frantic cartoon music playing]

-[Stacey strains] Dah! -Agh!

All that stuff is a lie.

-Different? -Different, yes, it's different.

[jaunty plucked string music playing]

-Hey, ladies. -Oh hey, Cassidy!

Just pick up the phone.

It's different now.