Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'll always be fine. You wanna know why?

Well, Peter's obsessed with mine.

…common in women ages 65 and up.

♪ Jingle bell time is a swell time ♪

It's just that…

[breathes heavily]

-It's for me? -Mm-hmm.

I think she's a lesbian.

♪ Da da-da-da-da-da ♪

Perfection is but a toll-free number away,

internal emptiness, lack of ambition, lack of individualization,

and I'm just dying to see the inside of her house.

[creepy theme music playing]

This is Officer Chapman.

call 1-900-860-all ones now,

[Gina] Really, you didn't. It… It's fine.

Can you say the thing?

-25,000? -I'm on the waitlist.

It's under my skin?

Make your dreams a reality.

How about that glow, ladies?

to achieve perfection.

[singer drones low notes]

[women continue chortling]

Nothin' at all.

That's the way they…

♪ Givin' it to me ♪

[Stacey] This one's for you, Gina.

It fits right in your hand, and it is hard to let go.

["Lui E Lei" by Perio Umiliani playing]

or just make sure those ladies at the bank never laugh at you again.

-Mm, I do, don't I? -Yes.

I already used it, and it didn't work. I mean, look at me. I'm all red.

Oh. I'll use my radio.

["Ode To Joy" playing]

[mysterious music playing]

It… You're lovely everywhere.

Did you see anyone?

I'm gonna eat the rest of these wings.

[singer drones low notes]

I just wanna talk to you.

♪ Da da-ba da-ba da-ba da-ba ♪

-It's not the way she regularly smells. -Ah.

-It's a mirage, it's a mirage. -It's like a mirage.

-Oh, okay. -Amazing.

What's so funny, Stacey?

If it was the best lotion in the world,

[television continues indistinctly]

♪ I believe in miracles ♪