Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Kay. Open them, open 'em already!

-Oh my goodness, I love this stuff. -Oh, no.

♪ …my heart gladly ♪

But it's all worth it.

Come, let me see your progress.

It's a groundbreaking patented six-ingredient formula.

Or should I say, how they don't look at you.

-I'll call you later. -[Kathy] You seeing what I'm seeing?

Oh my God, that filler look is so hot right now.

♪ Needing love as satisfaction ♪

[laughs softly]

so he just has me put the vibrator up his ass.

Look, look! I told you, look, look!

-It's working. -Are you hearing yourself?

-It's 25,000, right? -[Lisa] 25,000.

S… Stacey, your… your face.

[curious plinking music playing]

The only tonal machine that is compact, convenient, and customized--

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell… ♪

That's really… Oh, and the eyes are really cool glass beads.

No, I… I'm not talking to the TV.

I don't quite know what to, um…

[cream squelches]

That's the thing. It's… It's in my skin. It's growing.

Oh, what is it in here?

Skin itches when it is healing.

It's not that bad.

This one's for you, Stacey.

[disturbing orchestral music playing]

and, like, you're really hot and dehydrated,

[song continues]

and then, you know, you just wash 'em up real good,

[unsettling string music playing]

Yeah! Happy hour!

I'm gonna pull it out.

I mean it, Stace!

[breathes shakily]

For Gina's party tomorrow? You're the last pick.

If it itches, it means it's working.

[Stacey] Look, look! Look, look, look!

Mostly just itches now.

♪ Every night and day for? ♪

and its director, Ana Lily Amirpour.

-Unusual. -[whispers] Wow, that's very unusual.

-[music halts] [TV] Ho-ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!

step out of your skin, and into your Alo Glo.

You have sensitive skin, Stace.

Okay, you all need to see Dr. Ramesh. Really.

That's what's wrong with you, Keith.

-[man 2] You owe me six bits. -[man 3] Wait a minute.

So now step across to the other side,

reveals the hidden meaning of the tarot.