Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Kathy] Oh! You found it!

Call the number on your screen now.

with the Full Fit fitness machine.

-[Jill] Have you tried this before? -[Kathy] No. I've seen the commercials…

and this cabinet is controlled by a magic wand

Okay. I'll see you at the party.

They make the best gimlets.

Just use Alo Glo.

But soon, you will be the things you always dreamed of.

-How huge? -I mean, this is huge.

The more it itches, the more healing it is doing.

Okay, just calm down.

and this thing appears before you--

We look forward to meeting the brand-new you.

A stupid, ugly, bad face.

Oh, I know, it is exciting, okay. It's…

Line's open. Go ahead, Chapman, please.

It is happening.

It's such a shame to have to be you,

[deep rumbling]

-[Kathy] Where did you get it? -[Gina] I'm not telling! I am…

-[woman on TV] Side effects may include… -This is crazy.

You're gonna love it, Stacey. They have a Cobb salad to die for.

"Be… supportive."

Imagine that. [chuckles]

Your new life, the one you want.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be at work?

Now let's see the kind of stuff you're made of.

♪ Since you came along ♪

[mysterious string music playing]

you want to turn heads, you want to fit in,

[Gina] Stacey, hi.

She's already here!

[singing along with radio] ♪ In the frosty air ♪

How deep is it?

["Ode To Joy" continues]

and you can marinate it or use a classic Santa Maria rub--

So, did you hear Donald Crenshaw got a DUI?

That's what I said. I said, "Be supportive."

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Then why do I want to take off all of my skin

Hon, it's getting worse.

["Ode To Joy" playing]

I look really…

♪ I was one of the lonely people ♪

I mean, they all do.

Invest in yourself.

♪ You sexy thing ♪

Oh my gosh, look at this wrapping!

[man on TV] How'd you find me here?