Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I believe in miracles ♪
Oh, that's so sweet. [chuckles]
You have a lot of healing to do, Stacey.
[jazzy music plays on radio]
Last pick?
made of cheap plastic and numbers.
Hon…
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
["Ode To Joy" continues]
Oh, you're welcome, and this one's for Lisa.
What the heck is happening?
-Hello? -[TV buzzes]
She's an angel.
Just try not to scratch it, hon.
♪ Oh, I believe in… ♪
I was at the Jensens' party, and you know, Sam, he hit on me.
Ah. Oh!
[creature squelches]
Sorry I ruined everything.
[man 2] The Zippo Hand Warmer. Be--
[exhales, laughs]
You tell me.
Yeah, I feel it. It's really warm.
-Your skin is red. -Oh my God.
Getting away from that boring little dick I was married to.
♪ You sexy thing ♪
I have a 10-33--
Yeah, no, it's red.
[laughs]
Um…
internal emptiness, lack of ambition, lack of individualization,
You hear me?
You know what I love about you?
Wouldn't let my husband near mine. Mm-mm.
Did you… get something done?
Love you.
Keith?
[thudding]
♪ To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh ♪
[man] Ah, look at me.
Any questions?
You know what? Don't be so fucking primitive.
Late-night TV.
Wear 'em to bed.
And I feel that maybe you don't… trust me.
Ah.
Sit, sit, sit. Everybody sit.
-[woman on TV] I don't know how… -Are you kiddin' me?
Well, I'm obsessed with my vibrator, too, so…
It's doing its job.
He's a beaut.
[man] He's an industrious mammal.
♪ You sexy thing? ♪
It's just an old house.
Oh, but the insides are just Styrofoam and some wires.
[Stacey strains]
You feel that?
[beeping]
-You're on the waitlist? -Yeah, I'm on the waitlist.
and they just now invite you to a party? Seems rude.
["Ode To Joy" playing]
♪ Making love to me, oh ♪
or like a planar facelift.
that work deep within the dermal layer, promoting…
-It's all about the huge. -What is in the huge box?
What are you waiting for?
The thing to do is get, like, a mini facelift,
He's got these new Ruboderm fillers, and it's like… a baby's butt.
Oh, I don't…
You are going to the basement. Come on!
-[rumbling] -[squelching]
and it's only 299.99.
[cream squelches]
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
[Gina] The deeper you rub it…
[faint rumbling]