Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can look closer if you want.

Are we excited? So, Jill…

[singers drone eerie notes]

This is just… so strange.

-[cream squelches] -[cartoon music continues]

That's nice. Really great. 'Preciate it, honey.

Please. She is no saint.

[Stacey grunts]

[sighs] When Peter leaves me, I'm gonna cut off his balls.

You can love him forever.

You love your taxidermy.

[cream continues squelching]

-Here. -[exhales]

The house makes noise at night.

-Oh, jeez. Oh. -Oh, I'm bleedin'.

-I thought you hated those women. -Hated? What are you talking about?

Call the number on your screen now.

Yeah. Well, he can't get hard,

She invited me to her Secret Santa,

-Thank you, Stacey. -You're welcome.

-Oh no. -Yeah, he can't even get it in.

You're so smart.

You're ready to harness the power of retinol and peptides.

♪ Where did you come from, baby? ♪

It's negative and mean.

♪ Ba-da da-ba-da-ba da ♪

It's like when you're in the desert,

-And he likes it? -[Gina] Of course he likes it, Lisa.

-Is it real? -Oh yeah, it's real.

[doorbell chimes a tune]

♪ Ba-da-da-da-da ♪

[Alo Glo man] Yoo-hoo!

Think about it, Stacey.

[Stacey scoffs]

-I thought it was a Secret Santa. -No, it's not.

trying to keep up with his new girlfriend.

[Stacey strains]

[Stacey] I'll come down, but please don't say anything,

♪ Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time Dancin' and… ♪

[man on TV] Harnessing the power of retinol and peptides

[Stacey clears throat]

♪ Where did you come from, baby? ♪

Oh, what do you mean, "someone like you"?

There's no transformation!

One-Eyed Jacks is on.