Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-That's how it works. -Stacey.

-She's on Xanax 24/7 now. -I'm sure.

Well, ever since Peter started taking those antidepressants,

♪ I believe in miracles ♪

-Oh. -[Stacey] It's… It's… It's warm.

[distant bird squawks]

Inside and out.

-[Stacey] Mmm. -[Gina] How did you, um…

An electronic cabinet of curiosities,

If you dare to discover your destiny, call 1-900-860-all ones now,

Of course I have to be allergic to the best lotion in the world.

I'm gonna be like… Yeah.

That is huge. I know all about the huge.

and then, you know, I sewed him back up.

No, no, no. You keep it.

You're welcome!

You just don't understand how it works. There's peptides and retinol.

It's not much progress. Look, it's actually way worse.

[Cassidy] Oh, wow, okay.

…he pulls his pants down

-Ah. -[Stacey] Mm.

[women chanting] Open it, open it, open it!

Come on, Stacey.

Tell me how you feel.

This is what's gonna fix me.

Even though you're too scared to watch, 'cause then you can't sleep at night.

We all just wanna be good-looking.

-[softly] Oh my God, that's disgusting. -Mm.

♪ Now you're lying close to me ♪

I love Cobb salad.

[chit-chat continues indistinctly]

Did I hear a knock?

[mysterious music playing]

-Oh my God, it's so exciting. -[Kathy] You look gorgeous.

Hold on, come back.

You know her husband is fucking that Nancy girl, right?

You're not someone anyone wants to see.

[woman 2] …in a 14-karat--

-Yeah. -Yeah, you're with me.

[excited laughter]

I'm gonna take the house, half his retirement,

Well, he had a few martinis,

What if this time there is someone in the house? What if--

But I am changing.

I've never felt better.

[TV] The turn card is the three of clubs. That gives Martini the gutshot.

[woman on phone] Enter your credit card number.

You remember that lavender perfume you wanted for Christmas last year?

[man] I love the kit, because it's just a fat, juicy steak

Wh… What's wrong with Mr. Rogers?

[cream continues squelching]

-He's not gonna hurt ya. -…do.