Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Since you came along ♪

You want to know what it feels like to be pretty?

Oh my God, his poor wife must be so embarrassed.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

-[Jill] Thank you! -It's not a secret?

-What? -[Gina gasps]

[clears throat]

-[Stacey inhales] -Ah.

You know Nancy, that little whore with the ass implants.

Does it hurt when they exclude you?

Alo Glo can fix you, and that's a guarantee.

[distant bird caws]

[TV] Three clubs out there.

♪ I'd be the one? ♪

♪ Mm-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[tense string music playing]

♪ You sexy thing ♪

It doesn't do this to anybody else's face.

starting at just 199.99.

Basically he doesn't have a dick anymore.

-It's bad. It's angry. -It's pretty bad.

[cream squelches]

[Kathy] Amazing.

Of course it stings.

as noted author and numerologist Jean Simpson

Like, so amazing.

You love to watch scary movies.

♪ Where you from ♪

[Gina clears her throat] Just… get him out of the way a little. [chuckles]

I mean, we already know what everybody wants, so…

And thank God you don't, Stace.

-[women chuckling] -And we are talking huge.

Oh my gosh. Yeah.

has there ever been a stranger inside?

And then I skinned him, and I, you know, took out his insides so he wouldn't rot,

[Keith] You hungry?

…change of mood, stiff joints, hallucinations, fear of intimacy,

-[Lisa] Yeah. -It's bad?

What we are, and what we are told we should be.

Get some sleep, hon, okay?

I might end up in the emergency room.

Yeah, I mean you look… really…

Let it in, Stacey. It's already inside you.

[soft crackling]

I thought it was a… I thought it was a Secret Santa.

and he is gonna be eating frozen dinners and Viagra

Keith says that I'm allergic.

Oh, no, no, no. I… I feel fine. Really.

You… are Stacey Elizabeth Chapman.