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Okay. It just seems a little cart before the horse.

Paul's just giving me some child-rearing lessons.

It was a long time ago.

JULES: It's okay, honey. She got it.

Are you even attracted to me anymore?

Yeah, I'd be conceivably into something like that. Yeah.

Bottom line is, marriage is hard.

Isn't it landscape design?

Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to the plane of consciousness for you yet.

No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.

Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.

Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.

Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!

It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.

Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,

Is there anything you want to talk about?

Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!

NIC: Yeah. Sure.

Hi ya, what's the score?

I hope you'll forgive me eventually.

and that's the truth.

Why was Joni there? She set it up.

This shit is the bomb.

Wow, it's quite an eclectic mix, you know.

Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.

BARTEN DER: Would you still like the wine?

Applause, applause

What do you mean get?

I've been out in the garden hoeing.

I just talked to Joni.

Are you drunk, honey?

What do you mean?

Joni, listen to me. Please...

Let's pee on his head.

I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.

Yeah, patios are good. Okay.

And you've been really patient with me.

What do you mean all right?

Can I ask you a question?

Hey, bug, come here.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

No, just get off me.

Oh, yeah, they're in season.

Excuse me. We're in the middle of a conversation.

Yeah, I don't want to.

You know, I bet Paul would like to hear it.

It made me want to fuck you.

that they were driving home on a motorcycle.

Everything. I mean...

It's really fucking hard.

hey!!! she worked her ass off

I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...

Is that your bike?

I don't know. What would you do?

Thank you very much.

You gotta be fucking kidding me!

That guy creeps me out.

You know, when you put your hands on her shoulders,

We're not. We wish that you'd included us in the conversation.

Seriously, are you okay? I'm fucking fine! Fuck!

Where do you want the stones?

Yeah? Did you take a nap, too?

What'd you do to help her?

You don't know, and you know why?

Why not? He's not my dad.

Well, we can always get stuff there, you know.

Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.

So, drive safe.

Oh, my God. It's good, huh?

It was fun while it lasted.

Do you see, do you see

How are we doing tonight? It's gonna be tight.

Why do you guys watch gay man porn?

so we climbed up into the mountains.

But that didn't really work out.

I just don't want you to have big expectations.

No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.

That's so cool. I'm totally into local.

The air is cleared.