Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you even attracted to me anymore?

Is that your bike?

It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.

What do you mean get?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!

Everything. I mean...

That guy creeps me out.

JULES: It's okay, honey. She got it.

so we climbed up into the mountains.

Yeah, I'd be conceivably into something like that. Yeah.

Do you see, do you see

Why do you guys watch gay man porn?

Why was Joni there? She set it up.

Joni, listen to me. Please...

And you've been really patient with me.

BARTEN DER: Would you still like the wine?

This shit is the bomb.

You know, when you put your hands on her shoulders,

I just talked to Joni.

Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!

I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.

No, just get off me.

and that's the truth.

It was a long time ago.

It made me want to fuck you.

I've been out in the garden hoeing.

Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.

Thank you very much.

that they were driving home on a motorcycle.

Wow, it's quite an eclectic mix, you know.

Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,

Are you drunk, honey?

Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to the plane of consciousness for you yet.

The air is cleared.

Yeah, I don't want to.

What do you mean?

Hi ya, what's the score?

Oh, my God. It's good, huh?

No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.

Yeah, patios are good. Okay.

hey!!! she worked her ass off

Where do you want the stones?

It was fun while it lasted.

Yeah? Did you take a nap, too?

NIC: Yeah. Sure.

Paul's just giving me some child-rearing lessons.

Oh, yeah, they're in season.

What'd you do to help her?

It's really fucking hard.

Why not? He's not my dad.

I just don't want you to have big expectations.

Hey, bug, come here.

You gotta be fucking kidding me!

We're not. We wish that you'd included us in the conversation.

What do you mean all right?

Excuse me. We're in the middle of a conversation.

Can I ask you a question?

Let's pee on his head.

You know, I bet Paul would like to hear it.

No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.

But that didn't really work out.

How are we doing tonight? It's gonna be tight.

I don't know. What would you do?

Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.

Well, we can always get stuff there, you know.

Seriously, are you okay? I'm fucking fine! Fuck!

Bottom line is, marriage is hard.

That's so cool. I'm totally into local.

Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.

Applause, applause

I hope you'll forgive me eventually.

So, drive safe.

Okay. It just seems a little cart before the horse.

Isn't it landscape design?

Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.

I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...

You don't know, and you know why?

Is there anything you want to talk about?