Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was a long time ago.

Why not? He's not my dad.

Yeah, I don't want to.

Excuse me. We're in the middle of a conversation.

I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.

Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.

Do you see, do you see

Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!

I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...

Everything. I mean...

You know, when you put your hands on her shoulders,

Oh, my God. It's good, huh?

Is that your bike?

That guy creeps me out.

What'd you do to help her?

Yeah? Did you take a nap, too?

No, just get off me.

so we climbed up into the mountains.

You gotta be fucking kidding me!

Let's pee on his head.

Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!

hey!!! she worked her ass off

Oh, yeah, they're in season.

The air is cleared.

But that didn't really work out.

It was fun while it lasted.

Applause, applause

I hope you'll forgive me eventually.

BARTEN DER: Would you still like the wine?

Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,

Why do you guys watch gay man porn?

Yeah, patios are good. Okay.

Where do you want the stones?

So, drive safe.

No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.

Okay. It just seems a little cart before the horse.

Are you even attracted to me anymore?

Seriously, are you okay? I'm fucking fine! Fuck!

I don't know. What would you do?

I just don't want you to have big expectations.

and that's the truth.

Why was Joni there? She set it up.

No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.

What do you mean all right?

You don't know, and you know why?

You know, I bet Paul would like to hear it.

And you've been really patient with me.

Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.

That's so cool. I'm totally into local.

Yeah, I'd be conceivably into something like that. Yeah.

What do you mean?

JULES: It's okay, honey. She got it.

Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.

Joni, listen to me. Please...

Can I ask you a question?

Bottom line is, marriage is hard.

Are you drunk, honey?

It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.

Hi ya, what's the score?

Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to the plane of consciousness for you yet.

Wow, it's quite an eclectic mix, you know.

that they were driving home on a motorcycle.

What do you mean get?

Hey, bug, come here.

Thank you very much.

We're not. We wish that you'd included us in the conversation.

I just talked to Joni.

I've been out in the garden hoeing.

It's really fucking hard.

Is there anything you want to talk about?

Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.

Paul's just giving me some child-rearing lessons.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

NIC: Yeah. Sure.

How are we doing tonight? It's gonna be tight.

This shit is the bomb.

Isn't it landscape design?

Well, we can always get stuff there, you know.

It made me want to fuck you.