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Isn't it landscape design?
Are you drunk, honey?
Is there anything you want to talk about?
I just don't want you to have big expectations.
Oh, yeah, they're in season.
so we climbed up into the mountains.
Okay. It just seems a little cart before the horse.
Bottom line is, marriage is hard.
Yeah.
You know, I bet Paul would like to hear it.
That's so cool. I'm totally into local.
Yeah. Wow.
Why not? He's not my dad.
I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.
The air is cleared.
Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.
I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...
Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!
Can I ask you a question?
Let's pee on his head.
hey!!! she worked her ass off
Is that your bike?
You don't know, and you know why?
I hope you'll forgive me eventually.
It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.
Joni, listen to me. Please...
Thank you very much.
Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to the plane of consciousness for you yet.
All right.
We're not. We wish that you'd included us in the conversation.
Seriously, are you okay? I'm fucking fine! Fuck!
Yeah, I'd be conceivably into something like that. Yeah.
I've been out in the garden hoeing.
I don't know.
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.
5:00.
Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.
that they were driving home on a motorcycle.
Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.
Paul's just giving me some child-rearing lessons.
What do you mean get?
JULES: Yeah.
(LAUGHING)
You know, when you put your hands on her shoulders,
This shit is the bomb.
NIC: Yeah. Sure.
It's really fucking hard.
It was a long time ago.
(EXHALING)
BARTEN DER: Would you still like the wine?
That guy creeps me out.
She's a mess.
Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.
Yeah, I don't want to.
Hey, bug, come here.
And you've been really patient with me.
Why do you guys watch gay man porn?
Wow, it's quite an eclectic mix, you know.
Where do you want the stones?
JULES: It's okay, honey. She got it.
Why was Joni there? She set it up.
Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!
Excuse me. We're in the middle of a conversation.
Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,
Hi ya, what's the score?
It was fun while it lasted.
Applause, applause
Are you even attracted to me anymore?
Whew!
and that's the truth.
Fuck you.
So, drive safe.
But that didn't really work out.
I just talked to Joni.
I don't know. What would you do?
Everything. I mean...
Nothing?
What do you mean?
Well, we can always get stuff there, you know.
Yeah? Did you take a nap, too?
What?
No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.
Okay.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
No, just get off me.
What'd you do to help her?
Do you see, do you see
Blow, I think.
Oh, my God. It's good, huh?
What do you mean all right?
Go to her.
Okay.
Who's that?
Yeah, patios are good. Okay.
No. He's...
It made me want to fuck you.
(SIGHING)
How are we doing tonight? It's gonna be tight.