Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That guy creeps me out.
Blow, I think.
All right.
Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!
It made me want to fuck you.
Yeah.
How are we doing tonight? It's gonna be tight.
(SIGHING)
But that didn't really work out.
It was a long time ago.
Wow, it's quite an eclectic mix, you know.
5:00.
It was fun while it lasted.
Is that your bike?
Yeah, I'd be conceivably into something like that. Yeah.
Paul's just giving me some child-rearing lessons.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, patios are good. Okay.
You know, I bet Paul would like to hear it.
Applause, applause
and that's the truth.
Go to her.
Well, we can always get stuff there, you know.
Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,
She's a mess.
Oh, my God. It's good, huh?
Everything. I mean...
It's really fucking hard.
BARTEN DER: Would you still like the wine?
I just talked to Joni.
It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.
Why do you guys watch gay man porn?
I just don't want you to have big expectations.
What'd you do to help her?
I don't know. What would you do?
(EXHALING)
Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.
Okay.
Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!
Where do you want the stones?
Yeah? Did you take a nap, too?
hey!!! she worked her ass off
Who's that?
Why not? He's not my dad.
JULES: Yeah.
Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to the plane of consciousness for you yet.
What do you mean all right?
Fuck you.
Hey, bug, come here.
We're not. We wish that you'd included us in the conversation.
That's so cool. I'm totally into local.
Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.
Bottom line is, marriage is hard.
Nothing?
I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.
I don't know.
No, just get off me.
Okay.
The air is cleared.
Joni, listen to me. Please...
Whew!
Why was Joni there? She set it up.
so we climbed up into the mountains.
Do you see, do you see
NIC: Yeah. Sure.
No. He's...
And you've been really patient with me.
Isn't it landscape design?
Is there anything you want to talk about?
that they were driving home on a motorcycle.
Okay. It just seems a little cart before the horse.
Yeah. Wow.
Let's pee on his head.
JULES: It's okay, honey. She got it.
No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Are you drunk, honey?
Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.
(LAUGHING)
You know, when you put your hands on her shoulders,
So, drive safe.
I hope you'll forgive me eventually.
Excuse me. We're in the middle of a conversation.
I've been out in the garden hoeing.
Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.
Seriously, are you okay? I'm fucking fine! Fuck!
What?
What do you mean?
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
Oh, yeah, they're in season.
I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...
Are you even attracted to me anymore?
No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.
What do you mean get?
You don't know, and you know why?
Yeah, I don't want to.
Hi ya, what's the score?
This shit is the bomb.
Can I ask you a question?