Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.

Isn't it landscape design?

I don't know. What would you do?

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah, I'd be conceivably into something like that. Yeah.

You don't know, and you know why?

Are you even attracted to me anymore?

Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.

Let's pee on his head.

It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.

So, drive safe.

That guy creeps me out.

I hope you'll forgive me eventually.

I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...

That's so cool. I'm totally into local.

Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.

Applause, applause

Paul's just giving me some child-rearing lessons.

No, just get off me.

What'd you do to help her?

The air is cleared.

Oh, yeah, they're in season.

Hi ya, what's the score?

Well, we can always get stuff there, you know.

I just talked to Joni.

Why not? He's not my dad.

Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!

It was a long time ago.

Where do you want the stones?

What do you mean?

Is there anything you want to talk about?

Thank you very much.

Bottom line is, marriage is hard.

It was fun while it lasted.

You gotta be fucking kidding me!

BARTEN DER: Would you still like the wine?

JULES: It's okay, honey. She got it.

Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Is that your bike?

Hey, bug, come here.

Okay. It just seems a little cart before the horse.

Why do you guys watch gay man porn?

Joni, listen to me. Please...

We're not. We wish that you'd included us in the conversation.

so we climbed up into the mountains.

It made me want to fuck you.

Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.

NIC: Yeah. Sure.

Everything. I mean...

Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to the plane of consciousness for you yet.

It's really fucking hard.

How are we doing tonight? It's gonna be tight.

I just don't want you to have big expectations.

This shit is the bomb.

and that's the truth.

Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!

What do you mean all right?

Yeah, patios are good. Okay.

Seriously, are you okay? I'm fucking fine! Fuck!

Oh, my God. It's good, huh?

No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.

But that didn't really work out.

Wow, it's quite an eclectic mix, you know.

And you've been really patient with me.

What do you mean get?

Why was Joni there? She set it up.

I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.

hey!!! she worked her ass off

Are you drunk, honey?

You know, I bet Paul would like to hear it.

that they were driving home on a motorcycle.

You know, when you put your hands on her shoulders,

Excuse me. We're in the middle of a conversation.

Yeah, I don't want to.

Do you see, do you see

I've been out in the garden hoeing.

Yeah? Did you take a nap, too?

Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,