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You gotta be fucking kidding me!
I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...
Yeah, I'd be conceivably into something like that. Yeah.
I just talked to Joni.
Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.
Applause, applause
She's a mess.
You know, I bet Paul would like to hear it.
Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!
Is that your bike?
Wow, it's quite an eclectic mix, you know.
Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!
Fuck you.
You don't know, and you know why?
I don't know. What would you do?
Excuse me. We're in the middle of a conversation.
Yeah. Wow.
Are you even attracted to me anymore?
Do you see, do you see
What'd you do to help her?
It was a long time ago.
Where do you want the stones?
Go to her.
It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.
No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.
Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.
Well, we can always get stuff there, you know.
This shit is the bomb.
Okay.
So, drive safe.
It's really fucking hard.
Yeah? Did you take a nap, too?
Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to the plane of consciousness for you yet.
I just don't want you to have big expectations.
Can I ask you a question?
What do you mean?
That guy creeps me out.
Let's pee on his head.
(LAUGHING)
And you've been really patient with me.
BARTEN DER: Would you still like the wine?
so we climbed up into the mountains.
Everything. I mean...
I've been out in the garden hoeing.
You know, when you put your hands on her shoulders,
Yeah, patios are good. Okay.
I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.
Seriously, are you okay? I'm fucking fine! Fuck!
(EXHALING)
No, just get off me.
No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.
Thank you very much.
How are we doing tonight? It's gonna be tight.
What do you mean get?
I don't know.
All right.
Who's that?
What do you mean all right?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Joni, listen to me. Please...
JULES: It's okay, honey. She got it.
NIC: Yeah. Sure.
Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,
hey!!! she worked her ass off
5:00.
Okay.
Hey, bug, come here.
Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.
Are you drunk, honey?
Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.
JULES: Yeah.
We're not. We wish that you'd included us in the conversation.
Blow, I think.
Nothing?
Why do you guys watch gay man porn?
and that's the truth.
The air is cleared.
that they were driving home on a motorcycle.
I hope you'll forgive me eventually.
No. He's...
Oh, yeah, they're in season.
It made me want to fuck you.
Bottom line is, marriage is hard.
Paul's just giving me some child-rearing lessons.
It was fun while it lasted.
That's so cool. I'm totally into local.
Hi ya, what's the score?
Whew!
Why not? He's not my dad.
Oh, my God. It's good, huh?
Yeah.
Why was Joni there? She set it up.
(SIGHING)
Okay. It just seems a little cart before the horse.
Is there anything you want to talk about?
Yeah, I don't want to.
But that didn't really work out.
What?
Isn't it landscape design?