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Wow, it's quite an eclectic mix, you know.
Nothing?
Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!
so we climbed up into the mountains.
The air is cleared.
Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.
Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!
Yeah, I don't want to.
We're not. We wish that you'd included us in the conversation.
Is there anything you want to talk about?
Excuse me. We're in the middle of a conversation.
Blow, I think.
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
(LAUGHING)
(EXHALING)
Okay.
I just talked to Joni.
Hey, bug, come here.
And you've been really patient with me.
Whew!
No. He's...
(SIGHING)
Isn't it landscape design?
hey!!! she worked her ass off
Yeah? Did you take a nap, too?
Who's that?
Yeah, patios are good. Okay.
What?
Why do you guys watch gay man porn?
What do you mean get?
BARTEN DER: Would you still like the wine?
Yeah, I'd be conceivably into something like that. Yeah.
But that didn't really work out.
What'd you do to help her?
Bottom line is, marriage is hard.
Yeah. Wow.
Are you drunk, honey?
Thank you very much.
She's a mess.
Okay.
JULES: Yeah.
5:00.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to the plane of consciousness for you yet.
No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.
No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.
Joni, listen to me. Please...
It was a long time ago.
Is that your bike?
It was fun while it lasted.
Go to her.
Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.
That guy creeps me out.
Oh, yeah, they're in season.
You know, I bet Paul would like to hear it.
Why was Joni there? She set it up.
What do you mean all right?
So, drive safe.
I've been out in the garden hoeing.
All right.
I hope you'll forgive me eventually.
No, just get off me.
I just don't want you to have big expectations.
Why not? He's not my dad.
JULES: It's okay, honey. She got it.
I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...
Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,
How are we doing tonight? It's gonna be tight.
You don't know, and you know why?
Fuck you.
Where do you want the stones?
Oh, my God. It's good, huh?
It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.
Do you see, do you see
Seriously, are you okay? I'm fucking fine! Fuck!
Let's pee on his head.
It's really fucking hard.
and that's the truth.
Okay. It just seems a little cart before the horse.
Are you even attracted to me anymore?
It made me want to fuck you.
Applause, applause
Everything. I mean...
Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.
I don't know. What would you do?
I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.
Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.
Paul's just giving me some child-rearing lessons.
Hi ya, what's the score?
Well, we can always get stuff there, you know.
You know, when you put your hands on her shoulders,
I don't know.
that they were driving home on a motorcycle.
NIC: Yeah. Sure.
What do you mean?
That's so cool. I'm totally into local.
Yeah.
This shit is the bomb.
Can I ask you a question?