Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've destroyed everything I've ever touched,

The man who had been by his side through everything.

I just spoke with him this morning.

- Take it like a man. - All right!

No worries! I'm a quick healer. Whoo!

trying to make me mad.

in my lap, and there's just something about the hot steam

- Like some coffee? - Begging for mercy.

Makes me feel like an object.

Livin' just to find emotion

Why does it have to be so hard core?

a chance at his dream.

Lend an ear, take a knee.

a big, big man inside of you.

You know, this house is perfect for us.

That I was afraid of a real relationship.

there is no black and white... just crimson and gold,

It's Aseel, sir. Aseel Tare.

We can do this, guys.

Heck of a job out there today!

and bug the bejesus out of me.

I came into this world ass-first.

That's a picture of me at Camp Fumblewatha.

Anyone seen my spaceship

He got ripped into pieces.

I'm gonna make you bleed

- Oh, we brew it fresh here. - I'd be honored if you held my gun.

Hey, hey, my favorite part of the game-

borrowed $200,000 from the school's booster club,

Change of rules.

But, well, we sat down and when we discussed it

We've got to be one body, one heartbeat.

and stick it between my buns.

And Lyla is cheating on Jason

Aj getting ready for the "Mill"

I finally found someone that I care about

Oop da. Yeah, easy. That's right.

What's a six-letter word

End of the first, Comebacks trail by 17.

Final score: Trojans 83,

are even more fired up.!

so you can hold your head up high.

My Little Pony collection.

My shit goin' to Disney World, baby. Yeah!

My father's not dead.

if you beat me in hoops...

Keep it up, you could turn pro.

I want felonies,

I have never been so proud of a team in my entire life.

Your son had a great season last year.

but this time, he really had his work cut out for him.

I should just ask for another one,

I would like to smother her.

to my birthday party.

Hold on to it, Lance.

which means, for us...

It's me, honey! I'm here!

Defense, give 'em hell!

It's fourth and goal.

All right, get in here. S.T.D.'s on three.

We believe. We believe.

- Hello. Welcome to the team. - Hi. Hi.

Sometimes when I'm driving, I like to prop a cup of coffee

There's a reason for that.

Now I'm crazy wasted with a bunch of minors

Now, get out there, ACL, and tear it up.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Randinger with a block out of nowhere.!

That's ridiculous. How much is he paying you?

I'll do whatever it takes to make this team.

I mean, we-we really are, Al.

Buddy Boy Jones!

help us win a championship?

save yourself a lot of embarrassment and pain?

Football is war, son.

Rootin' for the home team

All right, Coach, all right.

It's pronounced Jorge Juanson,

Is that a radio I hear?

Heartland State University.

No, Dad. You have to win.

I have a boyfriend.

you might start to jinx me if you keep calling me,

My parents can never know.

My wife left me.

a smoke machine and laser lights for the locker room.

Now, I need to get this team down to a 32-man roster,

chased away everyone who's ever loved me.

move into a nice house and have kids.

- LeTroy. - Yeah! Let's do this!

- Oh, drink up now. - Sure.

But, apparently,

Yeah, I get it. You're gonna kill me.

to do this on your own.