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so you can hold your head up high.

I'll do whatever it takes to make this team.

Lend an ear, take a knee.

All right, get in here. S.T.D.'s on three.

if you beat me in hoops...

But, well, we sat down and when we discussed it

Heartland State University.

Football is war, son.

I have never been so proud of a team in my entire life.

What's a six-letter word

It's Aseel, sir. Aseel Tare.

Why does it have to be so hard core?

And Lyla is cheating on Jason

Sometimes when I'm driving, I like to prop a cup of coffee

but this time, he really had his work cut out for him.

Hold on to it, Lance.

trying to make me mad.

Your son had a great season last year.

I mean, we-we really are, Al.

to my birthday party.

Now I'm crazy wasted with a bunch of minors

My Little Pony collection.

All right, Coach, all right.

a chance at his dream.

I've destroyed everything I've ever touched,

- LeTroy. - Yeah! Let's do this!

My wife left me.

I want felonies,

I should just ask for another one,

Hey, hey, my favorite part of the game-

borrowed $200,000 from the school's booster club,

You know, this house is perfect for us.

But, apparently,

Buddy Boy Jones!

and stick it between my buns.

save yourself a lot of embarrassment and pain?

Makes me feel like an object.

That's ridiculous. How much is he paying you?

- Like some coffee? - Begging for mercy.

chased away everyone who's ever loved me.

I came into this world ass-first.

Final score: Trojans 83,

Now, I need to get this team down to a 32-man roster,

- Hello. Welcome to the team. - Hi. Hi.

Heck of a job out there today!

I have a boyfriend.

- Oh, drink up now. - Sure.

Is that a radio I hear?

The man who had been by his side through everything.

help us win a championship?

He got ripped into pieces.

End of the first, Comebacks trail by 17.

move into a nice house and have kids.

Oop da. Yeah, easy. That's right.

a smoke machine and laser lights for the locker room.

That's a picture of me at Camp Fumblewatha.

I would like to smother her.

Yeah, I get it. You're gonna kill me.

We believe. We believe.

Randinger with a block out of nowhere.!

and bug the bejesus out of me.

Defense, give 'em hell!

I'm gonna make you bleed

My father's not dead.

are even more fired up.!

My shit goin' to Disney World, baby. Yeah!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Livin' just to find emotion

It's me, honey! I'm here!

We can do this, guys.

I just spoke with him this morning.

Anyone seen my spaceship

It's pronounced Jorge Juanson,

- Take it like a man. - All right!

in my lap, and there's just something about the hot steam

Rootin' for the home team

That I was afraid of a real relationship.

It's fourth and goal.

No, Dad. You have to win.

there is no black and white... just crimson and gold,

you might start to jinx me if you keep calling me,

No worries! I'm a quick healer. Whoo!

There's a reason for that.

Keep it up, you could turn pro.

Change of rules.

a big, big man inside of you.

Now, get out there, ACL, and tear it up.

Aj getting ready for the "Mill"

We've got to be one body, one heartbeat.

My parents can never know.

to do this on your own.

- Oh, we brew it fresh here. - I'd be honored if you held my gun.

which means, for us...

I finally found someone that I care about