Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

chased away everyone who's ever loved me.

Defense, give 'em hell!

but this time, he really had his work cut out for him.

in my lap, and there's just something about the hot steam

are even more fired up.!

borrowed $200,000 from the school's booster club,

No worries! I'm a quick healer. Whoo!

Final score: Trojans 83,

a chance at his dream.

save yourself a lot of embarrassment and pain?

Lend an ear, take a knee.

Rootin' for the home team

to my birthday party.

Buddy Boy Jones!

move into a nice house and have kids.

We believe. We believe.

and stick it between my buns.

That I was afraid of a real relationship.

so you can hold your head up high.

which means, for us...

Why does it have to be so hard core?

Randinger with a block out of nowhere.!

I've destroyed everything I've ever touched,

Heck of a job out there today!

It's me, honey! I'm here!

End of the first, Comebacks trail by 17.

My father's not dead.

Hold on to it, Lance.

Makes me feel like an object.

The man who had been by his side through everything.

there is no black and white... just crimson and gold,

I'm gonna make you bleed

Is that a radio I hear?

I finally found someone that I care about

Livin' just to find emotion

It's Aseel, sir. Aseel Tare.

It's fourth and goal.

And Lyla is cheating on Jason

Now, get out there, ACL, and tear it up.

- Like some coffee? - Begging for mercy.

Your son had a great season last year.

Now I'm crazy wasted with a bunch of minors

We've got to be one body, one heartbeat.

- LeTroy. - Yeah! Let's do this!

You know, this house is perfect for us.

Oop da. Yeah, easy. That's right.

It's pronounced Jorge Juanson,

All right, Coach, all right.

help us win a championship?

That's ridiculous. How much is he paying you?

Now, I need to get this team down to a 32-man roster,

and bug the bejesus out of me.

to do this on your own.

My parents can never know.

I'll do whatever it takes to make this team.

trying to make me mad.

if you beat me in hoops...

Yeah, I get it. You're gonna kill me.

Keep it up, you could turn pro.

I should just ask for another one,

I just spoke with him this morning.

you might start to jinx me if you keep calling me,

But, apparently,

There's a reason for that.

I would like to smother her.

- Hello. Welcome to the team. - Hi. Hi.

I have a boyfriend.

a big, big man inside of you.

Change of rules.

All right, get in here. S.T.D.'s on three.

My shit goin' to Disney World, baby. Yeah!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

He got ripped into pieces.

Anyone seen my spaceship

My Little Pony collection.

- Oh, drink up now. - Sure.

But, well, we sat down and when we discussed it

- Oh, we brew it fresh here. - I'd be honored if you held my gun.

I mean, we-we really are, Al.

Sometimes when I'm driving, I like to prop a cup of coffee

Football is war, son.

What's a six-letter word

I came into this world ass-first.

That's a picture of me at Camp Fumblewatha.

We can do this, guys.

Heartland State University.

Hey, hey, my favorite part of the game-

I want felonies,

a smoke machine and laser lights for the locker room.

No, Dad. You have to win.

I have never been so proud of a team in my entire life.

My wife left me.

- Take it like a man. - All right!

Aj getting ready for the "Mill"