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Good luck!
It's not a stunt, Dad.
- Wait! Wait a second! - Dad, wait up!
And when I did, I made sure that she'd never leave me again.
Name's Lambeau Fields.
But then we make up and talk about it. We bangity-boo.
Your interpersonal skills are horrible.
Your daughter.
- Jefferson. - Come on, Jefferson.
You won a football game!
What do you say?
Had enough?
lies in the hands of quarterback Lance Truman.
The game is on the plasma screen
Yeah. She's pretty...
Yes! Yes!
Coach Fields, excuse me?
Just found out that Rick fell off the wagon.
A brisk Saturday in autumn
Almost.
You bastard.
Word on the street
You gotta call that!
And his name is ACL Tear.
His old friend Freddie had betrayed him
All right, let's go get 'em!
you miserable piece of shit!
in this stadium, you could cut it with a knife.
And Mom does, too.
Let's go, Comebacks-
Why, just this morning,
Actually, Dad, two is a couple.
I just don't see how watching
Why would I start now?
Some guys have all the luck.
...on you now.
Hey, the Longhorns just scored!
This is a team.
You had no part in the victory. You added nothing.
The Comebacks are finally starting to play like a team.!
Shit.
a human being!
Is there?
And what the hell is this?
Let me talk to your father.
Trotter.
That's the Droppie Award for most fumbles in a season.
They'll exploit any opening they see.
someone Freddie wouldn't expect,
- I, I can't do this. - No.
I'm a winner, Barb.
he knew he could always count on.
And I think that Randy lost his cherry
I'm talking about Lance.
'Cause I'm not looking for a man.
This is my last shot.
- Here, Coach. - Where?
One of these
So, tell me about this big offer of yours.
Told me about a coaching job.
Looks like we gonna have us a problem, then.
They settled in Plainfolk, Texas.
Please tell me you're a patriot.
Why won't you give me a chance?
than the tale of a sports hero.
All right, good!
- Hey. - Hey, Coach.
he's the worst coach in the history of sports.
Hey! Hey!
that last night,
Okay, I got it. ACL Tear, get out there. Let's go.
Yeah, I'll... okay.
featuring a courageous comeback attempt
Who do you play for?
Boy got laundry to do.
Bling-bling.
I'm just a bartender from Philly
The cavalry's arrived.
Probably smells a little bit, but not too much.
Michelle.
we'd lay out on a blanket and ball.
Now, who do you play for?
You put it on your face.
Oh, why resist it? Aah.
Oops, wardrobe malfunction
Listen, Coach...
John, what we're seeing here
47-yard line, bitch!
Coach, can I play in the next game?
I'll get it.
is a football... and just drop it?
No!
What's that all about?
if he could learn how to keep from dropping the dang ball.
so I'm rebelling against the rebellious label
I am not.
Green-20! Hike!
What a surprise
We've all walking in on a loved one
finally got to old Coach Fields,
Sorry, Coach.
Blue-22! Blue-22!
He's a foreign exchange student?
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Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake couldn't make it,
Now take Salamander here.
Lance!
This my team.
You judge not, lest ye be judged.
People talk about you. You cheat at checkers.
A study group.
to bail you horn dogs out of jail.
They need a new head football coach.
a lot of clothes, and then boom, I got a chubby.
You gonna learn,
is a definite shift in momentum.
I really wish you'd reconsider, Mr. Truman.
ACL Tear. Got it.
Like you took my girl!
Damn!
I think we nailed it!
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