Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please tell me you're a patriot.
Like you took my girl!
And Mom does, too.
What do you say?
Yeah. She's pretty...
Now take Salamander here.
he knew he could always count on.
Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake couldn't make it,
is a definite shift in momentum.
he's the worst coach in the history of sports.
Just found out that Rick fell off the wagon.
- I, I can't do this. - No.
Told me about a coaching job.
ACL Tear. Got it.
a human being!
It's not a stunt, Dad.
Yeah, I'll... okay.
47-yard line, bitch!
Oh...
Your daughter.
Looks like we gonna have us a problem, then.
...on you now.
Coach Fields, excuse me?
- Here, Coach. - Where?
What's that all about?
- Jefferson. - Come on, Jefferson.
Okay, I got it. ACL Tear, get out there. Let's go.
They settled in Plainfolk, Texas.
lies in the hands of quarterback Lance Truman.
A brisk Saturday in autumn
featuring a courageous comeback attempt
Coach, can I play in the next game?
Bling-bling.
So, tell me about this big offer of yours.
Shit.
finally got to old Coach Fields,
I really wish you'd reconsider, Mr. Truman.
All right, good!
I am not.
They need a new head football coach.
You put it on your face.
The game is on the plasma screen
is a football... and just drop it?
Why won't you give me a chance?
What a surprise
Probably smells a little bit, but not too much.
Hey, the Longhorns just scored!
Let me talk to your father.
No!
I'm just a bartender from Philly
that last night,
Who do you play for?
All right, let's go get 'em!
- Wait! Wait a second! - Dad, wait up!
Green-20! Hike!
Let's go, Comebacks-
Your interpersonal skills are horrible.
a lot of clothes, and then boom, I got a chubby.
to bail you horn dogs out of jail.
One of these
'Cause I'm not looking for a man.
Actually, Dad, two is a couple.
John, what we're seeing here
than the tale of a sports hero.
Good luck!
The Comebacks are finally starting to play like a team.!
Had enough?
This is a team.
Now, who do you play for?
Yes! Yes!
We've all walking in on a loved one
you miserable piece of shit!
Some guys have all the luck.
And his name is ACL Tear.
Why would I start now?
I'm talking about Lance.
The cavalry's arrived.
They'll exploit any opening they see.
Michelle.
Blue-22! Blue-22!
That's the Droppie Award for most fumbles in a season.
if he could learn how to keep from dropping the dang ball.
But then we make up and talk about it. We bangity-boo.
I just don't see how watching
You gotta call that!
And I think that Randy lost his cherry
in this stadium, you could cut it with a knife.
Trotter.
A study group.
And when I did, I made sure that she'd never leave me again.
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And what the hell is this?
Oops, wardrobe malfunction
so I'm rebelling against the rebellious label
You judge not, lest ye be judged.
Why, just this morning,
I think we nailed it!
You bastard.
we'd lay out on a blanket and ball.
Boy got laundry to do.
This is my last shot.
I'm a winner, Barb.
Word on the street
Sorry, Coach.
You won a football game!
You had no part in the victory. You added nothing.
Hey! Hey!
Lance!
You gonna learn,
- Hey. - Hey, Coach.
Listen, Coach...
He's a foreign exchange student?
His old friend Freddie had betrayed him
Oh, why resist it? Aah.
Damn!
Is there?
someone Freddie wouldn't expect,
This my team.
Almost.
I'll get it.
People talk about you. You cheat at checkers.
Name's Lambeau Fields.