Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just a bartender from Philly
Hey! Hey!
47-yard line, bitch!
The cavalry's arrived.
I think we nailed it!
The Comebacks are finally starting to play like a team.!
Bling-bling.
to bail you horn dogs out of jail.
And I think that Randy lost his cherry
They need a new head football coach.
You judge not, lest ye be judged.
Blue-22! Blue-22!
...on you now.
- Hey. - Hey, Coach.
Just found out that Rick fell off the wagon.
Listen, Coach...
someone Freddie wouldn't expect,
But then we make up and talk about it. We bangity-boo.
Good luck!
And his name is ACL Tear.
I really wish you'd reconsider, Mr. Truman.
Probably smells a little bit, but not too much.
he's the worst coach in the history of sports.
Damn!
You had no part in the victory. You added nothing.
Okay, I got it. ACL Tear, get out there. Let's go.
Yeah, I'll... okay.
This is my last shot.
And when I did, I made sure that she'd never leave me again.
'Cause I'm not looking for a man.
The game is on the plasma screen
Coach, can I play in the next game?
Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake couldn't make it,
Almost.
Why would I start now?
I am not.
Who do you play for?
Your daughter.
He's a foreign exchange student?
A brisk Saturday in autumn
Oh...
finally got to old Coach Fields,
Some guys have all the luck.
His old friend Freddie had betrayed him
Green-20! Hike!
Now, who do you play for?
A study group.
This is a team.
So, tell me about this big offer of yours.
Please tell me you're a patriot.
a lot of clothes, and then boom, I got a chubby.
Yeah. She's pretty...
ACL Tear. Got it.
You bastard.
Is there?
It's not a stunt, Dad.
John, what we're seeing here
- Jefferson. - Come on, Jefferson.
And Mom does, too.
People talk about you. You cheat at checkers.
- I, I can't do this. - No.
Word on the street
What's that all about?
Your interpersonal skills are horrible.
if he could learn how to keep from dropping the dang ball.
Oh, why resist it? Aah.
Let me talk to your father.
Trotter.
Actually, Dad, two is a couple.
This my team.
You put it on your face.
Sorry, Coach.
is a definite shift in momentum.
And what the hell is this?
featuring a courageous comeback attempt
you miserable piece of shit!
Looks like we gonna have us a problem, then.
They settled in Plainfolk, Texas.
I'm talking about Lance.
They'll exploit any opening they see.
Coming up on Fox Sports News, Maria Sharapova battles
You gotta call that!
lies in the hands of quarterback Lance Truman.
All right, good!
Hey, the Longhorns just scored!
Had enough?
We've all walking in on a loved one
Let's go, Comebacks-
than the tale of a sports hero.
You won a football game!
in this stadium, you could cut it with a knife.
Oops, wardrobe malfunction
is a football... and just drop it?
Why, just this morning,
You gonna learn,
Like you took my girl!
What a surprise
I just don't see how watching
No!
he knew he could always count on.
What do you say?
Boy got laundry to do.
Lance!
Coach Fields, excuse me?
That's the Droppie Award for most fumbles in a season.
that last night,
Yes! Yes!
All right, let's go get 'em!
Michelle.
we'd lay out on a blanket and ball.
I'm a winner, Barb.
- Wait! Wait a second! - Dad, wait up!
Now take Salamander here.
Why won't you give me a chance?
- Here, Coach. - Where?
Name's Lambeau Fields.
One of these
so I'm rebelling against the rebellious label
I'll get it.
a human being!
Told me about a coaching job.
Shit.