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Yeah. She's pretty...
Bling-bling.
You judge not, lest ye be judged.
Probably smells a little bit, but not too much.
This my team.
This is a team.
Looks like we gonna have us a problem, then.
And what the hell is this?
John, what we're seeing here
What's that all about?
Almost.
Your daughter.
They need a new head football coach.
I really wish you'd reconsider, Mr. Truman.
47-yard line, bitch!
Hey, the Longhorns just scored!
Boy got laundry to do.
A brisk Saturday in autumn
Who do you play for?
I'm just a bartender from Philly
Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake couldn't make it,
All right, good!
They settled in Plainfolk, Texas.
His old friend Freddie had betrayed him
And his name is ACL Tear.
Name's Lambeau Fields.
Please tell me you're a patriot.
I think we nailed it!
Your interpersonal skills are horrible.
The game is on the plasma screen
Okay, I got it. ACL Tear, get out there. Let's go.
Like you took my girl!
Lance!
Yes! Yes!
if he could learn how to keep from dropping the dang ball.
Now take Salamander here.
'Cause I'm not looking for a man.
Just found out that Rick fell off the wagon.
The Comebacks are finally starting to play like a team.!
They'll exploit any opening they see.
a lot of clothes, and then boom, I got a chubby.
ACL Tear. Got it.
Now, who do you play for?
Sorry, Coach.
Let me talk to your father.
so I'm rebelling against the rebellious label
No!
All right, let's go get 'em!
I'll get it.
Why, just this morning,
Oh, why resist it? Aah.
But then we make up and talk about it. We bangity-boo.
- Wait! Wait a second! - Dad, wait up!
Told me about a coaching job.
You bastard.
is a football... and just drop it?
- Here, Coach. - Where?
You gotta call that!
to bail you horn dogs out of jail.
Oops, wardrobe malfunction
someone Freddie wouldn't expect,
Hey! Hey!
Yeah, I'll... okay.
The cavalry's arrived.
Damn!
than the tale of a sports hero.
I just don't see how watching
finally got to old Coach Fields,
You had no part in the victory. You added nothing.
What do you say?
He's a foreign exchange student?
in this stadium, you could cut it with a knife.
Let's go, Comebacks-
we'd lay out on a blanket and ball.
Green-20! Hike!
Word on the street
You put it on your face.
- Hey. - Hey, Coach.
a human being!
One of these
And I think that Randy lost his cherry
Shit.
That's the Droppie Award for most fumbles in a season.
This is my last shot.
Michelle.
lies in the hands of quarterback Lance Truman.
Coach Fields, excuse me?
Had enough?
So, tell me about this big offer of yours.
that last night,
I'm a winner, Barb.
- I, I can't do this. - No.
You won a football game!
Oh...
Why would I start now?
Good luck!
you miserable piece of shit!
People talk about you. You cheat at checkers.
We've all walking in on a loved one
Blue-22! Blue-22!
...on you now.
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I am not.
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Actually, Dad, two is a couple.
Listen, Coach...
- Jefferson. - Come on, Jefferson.
Coach, can I play in the next game?
It's not a stunt, Dad.
What a surprise
Why won't you give me a chance?
I'm talking about Lance.
Trotter.
A study group.
You gonna learn,
he knew he could always count on.
he's the worst coach in the history of sports.
And Mom does, too.
And when I did, I made sure that she'd never leave me again.
Is there?
Some guys have all the luck.
is a definite shift in momentum.