Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at me now, man.

Banging-Your-Wife-Istan.

They're my gridiron gang.

Good. We got a towel boy.

I can't tell you how relieved that makes me feel, so...

Are you serious?

Michelle Fields,

moved his athletic ass on down to Mexico

I'm Lance. Lance Truman.

and I did everything I could to get her back.

- Have we gone too far? - Game over.

Luan Loud you all back Luan Loud sue your ass and this time you'll go to jail

I'm a football player.

Get him off me.

The Bad News Bare Asses.

Buddy Boy smashed a whole 12-pack over his forehead.

Hey, look out for the tr..

Her shrieks of help like music to my ears.

All right, listen up.

They're rock-hard on offense!

I got a terrible cold.

That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.

Touchdown! The Comebacks win!

Strangers waiting

with anger, with life.

They'd bring me in in goal line situations mostly,

It's time for you to get back into coaching.

Rainbow Dash, first edition.

from places that you've never bled from before.

Gather around- I want to show you something.

Why don't you pretend this whole thing is a basket

I want you to start acting like ballplayers, for Christ sake!

She never could stick it.

there used to be a...

- That's the way! - Yeah, yeah! Yeah, baby.

and-and pretty soon they could erase this deficit.

Clock's running down.

and everything that matters to you.

Don't want you to see...

of the champion D.N.A. Which-

is when you start acting like one.

There's something else that I wanted to give you.

I don't want to talk about it.

But if you think you can try using

You should be popping ecstasy, man!

All right, everybody, come on.

What? How is that possible?

Dude, you grew up two houses down from me.

But now you know, Coach.

Born and raised in South Detroit

What are you doing in there?

Um... to be honest, it really hasn't hit me yet.

to finally win a championship game?

from my own college-playing days.

automatic victory- they're not gonna make it!

Everybody knows that after you win a football game

Even if you win, you're still gonna stay here.

Thanks for coming, Freddie.

- It's real good. - Careful, it's hot.

I couldn't get it unstuck either.

and this is your last, and actually first chance,

I'm looking for a new head basketball coach

Yeah, what's up?

Freeze, tighty-whities!

- Right. - Right.

I don't like the ego, I don't like the flash,

We think that's terrific! We do!

That guy in the bed with you.

...but I'll take it! - Coach Fields!

I don't know, Barb.

that you completely forget about this family.

Looks like the Unbeatables coach,

They're going long!

Except an unforeseen career-ending injury.

Hot damn, he's on fire.

And if they get in a groove, they can score all night long,

to Gwen Stefani over there.

Well, I think I'm gonna spare you the humiliation

is because I'm head coach

Sometimes I think I might have a dirty mind.

You can go free

Randinger's wide open.!

All right, let's see if I've got

It's my fault. I forgot she was there.

and your plans for our team.

It's the footwork in the pocket.

he banged the wife of the guy sitting next to him.

Oprah's an incisive and charitable lady,

How could this happen?

Now, I was hoping...

Me and a few guys from the team work here

A Butterfingers.

Well... look who's here.

No. But I did on the way over here, though.

Got it. ACL Tear.

All right, listen, could we just drop the football thing?