Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Close your eyes - Right?

- Can't hear you. - Die sad!

And what if you don't?

it used to be stephanie ellajevic getting himself over himself to rehearse the song on britain's got talent for jack arrah but he quit so it would be stephanie bye taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Lather up your nethers, get 'em wet, sticky. Shave it.

where I get all my plays.

Nah, you take that!

It's starting again, Coach.

George Johnson, is it?

During a party? Why?

it's a little south of, uh, Doing-Barb's-Fine-Ass-Yvania.

I'm ready to give it my all.

This conversation is over!

Coach is right.

is holding up the sign, I heart you.

in my fake Louis Vuitton bag that's chock-full

And as you'll see, even failure has its champion.

What's going on? Where is everyone?

I'll be right back.

Michelle, I can't stop thinking about you.

Ruin your season before it even begins, huh?

That I am dying to let you know how much I love you.

How'd you do that?

I have my reasons.

Really? And how many of Michelle's

Well, thanks, Coach.

Still don't have a quarterback.

in a mature manner and-and-

What's up, guys?

The Gridiron Gangbang.

Amen to that. Hey, you know what?

Me go back to coaching?

so instead, we present you with this wholesome salute

Dad, I only fumbled a couple of times.

I'm thinking it might be banana!

I'll have your wheels sparkling in no time.

He was talking to me.

Freddie Wiseman came to see me today.

Oh, gee. Oh, di, do, do, di, do.

I just want to make you proud, Dad,

we didn't play as a team.

I would like to fuck him.

A harmful of my little ponies

I'm gonna have to take you by the friggin' hand.

have a little picnic, some wine,

They're looking for the parents of a girl named Michelle.

as the Comebacks try to bounce back

because I'm worried about the rapidly decaying future

Oh, God! Oh! Oh! Oh!

With just seconds remaining, the fate of the Comebacks

Michelle, I'm your daddy.

I want phone calls in the middle of the night

- Dad! - Coach!

Their shadows searching

Touching story out of Cleveland.

I hardly recognized you.

Sit your marshmallow ass back on the bench.

What's up, 'Seel?

How you doing? Name's Coach Fields.

Why can't I have that?

this is just another one of your rebellious stunts

Dude, I have been humping legs,

Like an Egyptian queen.

Why didn't you score, Coach?

She took a midnight train going anywhere

It's got a beautiful campus and awesome athletic program.

Would you look at this.!

Without it, I have nothing.

His job was to help facilitate

All right, all right.

- His method. - His method. Yeah.

and now, fourth quarter of the last game,

A note saying that I'm sorry

So, you ready to give up?

It all rests in the hands of quarterback Lance Truman.

I've been a loser all my life.

It's gonna hurt bad.