Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anything, sweetie.

I'd strike hard and fast with a schmaltzy gift

- Get out! - Don't worry, guys.

I'm still scared, Dad.

use a hockey stick as an old-timey cane.

I know, Dave Kim.

- So scared. - I'll never be okay.

I got a Sony Watchman. All we need is nine batteries.

President Reagan has been left "greatly depressed"

All I wanna do is protect my family,

- No. - Did you really think

Oh, my God. How are you?

Next time, maybe just don't say anything.

is with a pair of brand-new, expensive Air Jordan sneakers.

I realized we don't have any time to waste.

Don't make it about me. It's your day, Mommy.

For she's a jolly good mother

I'd like to, Bar, but look at this list.

It kind of seems like your dad's our leader,

I don't need you or food or water.

at the shore this weekend.

Okay, students, even though we warned you all

Garbage Pail Kids into a protective binder.

Emory may be 1,000 miles away,

but I'm, like, genuinely terrified.

I'd manipulate my mom

We'll build our own bunker in the basement.

No! No, no, no!

There's more. We need, "A chicken,

Are you out there?

You'd be surprised how many people...

Go tell your mom that you know it's Mother's Day.

Do you have any ID? We can't just give out mail.

That's actually pretty high praise

Pops! We need to talk.

but I want you to know everything will be okay.

I'm a big fan, big fan of you.

I meant with your sister.

It's so real, I don't know what to do.

What is my college deposit doing back in this house?