Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's leaving her with five babies.
What are they doing to the church?
And a happy and healthy New Year!
So, you think you know better than me, huh?
When hell freezes over, suckers!
whose big-screen TV prices are insane!
Into the root cellar, boys!
My family tried to trick me into celebrating Christmas.
Isn't that skirt a little north of the knee?
Captain, we've been attacked by some sort of force ray.
I guess we have no choice.
Lisa, we love you,
Over here, guvnor.
From the looks of it, a male dog.
but the buzz around town is that you're, well, evil.
I was just making Christmas cookies.
Bag's in the kitchen.
You can celebrate any holiday.
Yes, Father. Yes, Father.
I Need a h'rlf-decent Coffee!!! Stat!! Over!
Fixing all that damage is gonna be very expensive.
Lord, I'm not turning my back on you.
Reverend, how would you feel about wearing this robe?
Oh, no! Our daughter's run away on Christmas Eve!
Mr. Gere, I was hoping Buddhism could bring me inner peace.
Oh. Sorry. That's all right.
Hold that thought. Bacon up that sausage, boy.