Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have you ever Pooped a balloon

I don't think so. Don't...

Now exactly how much crack did you smoke?!

And I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one.

I don’t think Michael’s ever done drugs

He does everyone in the office.

And they said, No. But Ryan seemed cool either way...

That is Northern Lights

This year more people will use cocaine

It was one joint in the parking lot.

But I'm so small and all I had eaten that day

which is unfortunate, because, as it turns out,

Hi, Linda. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.

I want everybody to take a look to their left.

I want to give him all the urine he needs.

...to investigate the crime scene.

why do you keep cc'in me on things that have nothing to do with me

Okay, well, Dwight, just know that I've been very busy today

Doobie Brothers. I was smoking doobies with my brothers.

No, it's not. It's a type of pipe.

a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy to make friends.

That's not how it works Bu funi nugu ku

Jim, you can tell me anything.

and tell us of something tragic

This would be a good place to let it out, Jim.

You're not gonna get my permission on this.

Thank you very much. That's great.

It's a uniform.

How are you? I'm all better.

Rodrigo, Dude, you gotta take a Chill Pill, man.

Do You Think That Doing Alcohol Is Cool?

for the antioxidants

For the antioxidants.

Do you think that Doing Fast is cool?

Yes, it's marijuana.

I am so anti-office that I am above suspicion anyway

Munchies. Who wants some munchies?

Really? Yes, sir.

Why does he do the things that he does for Michael? I just don't get it.