Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Were you forced to do drugs at this concert?

is one of the hardest jobs that you can have.

Let's go over some of these symptoms of marijuana use, shall we?

My father's name was Dwight Schrute.

was one of those Auntie Em pretzels from the food court.

Justine: You look cute today, Rashad. Rashad: Thanks, girl.

That's not how it works.

but it can't look like I'm treating you any differently.

No, you will be. That is the law according to the rules.

These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you.

Illegal drugs were consumed on company property, okay?

Drug testers are coming in a couple of hours to test everyone's urine.

Peace Out Seacrest

You've done good

It's like urine goes all over the place.

Justine: You look cute today, Rashad. Thanks, girl.

Eenie, meenie, minie, moe, is random.

Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here

I decided to pull a few strings, call in a few favors,

and I did not become

You want to work at the urinalysis lab?

Pee Party HAP-PEE to be on the bench

you agree to comply with random drug testing

You're not on anything?

I'll have to bring in my bo staff.

And I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.

I enjoy the tangy zip of miracle whip

You can't do that.

I need clean urine for the lady.