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-Be here in a twinkling! -...fit for a king
above my Meat Pie Emporium in Fleet Street.
Not one man, no, nor ten men
But it left her weak in the head
Forget my face.
-Mr. T? You listening to me? -Of course.
Who says this?
-...soon be coming for a shave -Also undetectable
-What's your rush? -Why did I wait?
May l ask you, sir, do you have your own establishment?
You're to deliver the letter. Do you understand?
l'm just gonna pop upstairs, back in two shakes, all right?
l used to sit right here.
And she was beautiful
And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
To tell the truth, it gets awful hot.
Don't l know you? she said.
Don't worry. No one'll recognize you. You're safe now.
And the lady, sir, did she succumb?
Buried sweetly in your yellow hair
Toby!
Always had a fondness for you, I did
So fetch the pomade and pumice stone And lend me a more seductive tone
How about a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, guaranteed
City on fire
Johanna
Benjamin Barker!
Seems a downright shame
Is like nothing compared to its succulent source
Whenever I run out of Ground coffee and have to use instant coffee... This is piss. Piss with ink
Haven't you got poet or something like that?
The Judge.
Mr. Todd?
Love, wait
Sit down. Make yourself comfy.
You gandered at her.
No!
My little lamb, my pet, Johanna
With limited wind
Come for a shave, have you, lad?
Business needs a lift
It's man devouring man, my dear
Try the friar, fried, it's drier
And who's to say they're wrong?
What?
At your service.
Happily I was mistaken, Johanna
Perhaps l am a little overhasty in the mornings.
There you'll sample Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
You know, a boar's head or two?
And he will have his revenge.
that l said to give you a nice big tot of gin.
Well, Beadle calls on her all polite Poor thing
I have sailed the world Beheld its wonders
But first, why don't you come upstairs? Let me pamper you.
Now goes quickly See, now it's past
And may the Lord have mercy on your soul.
Of course, when she goes there Poor thing, poor thing
Oh, we don't need to worry about him. He's a simple thing.
Thank heavens the sailor did not molest her.
Not to worry, ma'am
Another bright red day
a shave
Everyone needs a good shave.
that my Johanna would never betray me, never hurt me so.
You who eat pies Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
-my love, what's dead Is dead -Can we still be married?
Toby! Throw the old woman out!
No, the clergy is really Too coarse and too mealy
And while l'm out, do you mind if l stop by the grocerjust to pick...
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
You know how you've always fancied coming into the bake house with me
-Well, that'll be yourjob now. -Yes, ma'am.
Something in them Cheers the air
Who are you? What are you doing here?
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
so as we could sleep.
And the young lady who resides there?
it's all too clear what company you keep.
Well, who’s to say the week is out. It’s only Thursday.
Help, fiend! City on fire!
How could you think such a thing of Mr. Todd?
You.
My, my, my. Always work to be done.
Mr. T, you didn't.
Wait
Wound up in Bedlam instead Poor thing!
These are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett.
-Never you fear, Mr. Todd -Soon l'll unfold you
These are probably the worst pies in London
l have sailed the world Beheld its wonders
I will have you
-If you only knew, Mr. Todd -Now, with a sigh
How about l give you a nice shiny new penny
A foolish barber and his wife
My lucky friends
-Friends, you shall drip rubies -Mr. T
lt's very large on the map, but l keep getting lost.
Brunettes.
Will l see you again?
Let me out! Please, let me out!