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-Never you fear, Mr. Todd -Soon l'll unfold you
You gandered at her.
Everyone needs a good shave.
-my love, what's dead Is dead -Can we still be married?
You know how you've always fancied coming into the bake house with me
above my Meat Pie Emporium in Fleet Street.
Not to worry, ma'am
And who's to say they're wrong?
Don't l know you? she said.
-...soon be coming for a shave -Also undetectable
Business needs a lift
Haven't you got poet or something like that?
At your service.
Help, fiend! City on fire!
You who eat pies Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
Oh, we don't need to worry about him. He's a simple thing.
-Mr. T? You listening to me? -Of course.
Seems a downright shame
-Friends, you shall drip rubies -Mr. T
Thank heavens the sailor did not molest her.
And she was beautiful
Is like nothing compared to its succulent source
I have sailed the world Beheld its wonders
These are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett.
-If you only knew, Mr. Todd -Now, with a sigh
Something in them Cheers the air
Now goes quickly See, now it's past
Will l see you again?
Don't worry. No one'll recognize you. You're safe now.
It's man devouring man, my dear
l'm just gonna pop upstairs, back in two shakes, all right?
Mr. T, you didn't.
But it left her weak in the head
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
You know, a boar's head or two?
-What's your rush? -Why did I wait?
No!
l used to sit right here.
Wait
These are probably the worst pies in London
Johanna
Try the friar, fried, it's drier
Perhaps l am a little overhasty in the mornings.
And the lady, sir, did she succumb?
lt's very large on the map, but l keep getting lost.
l have sailed the world Beheld its wonders
May l ask you, sir, do you have your own establishment?
You.
The Judge.
How about l give you a nice shiny new penny
Wound up in Bedlam instead Poor thing!
Happily I was mistaken, Johanna
Sit down. Make yourself comfy.
How about a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, guaranteed
Of course, when she goes there Poor thing, poor thing
Well, Beadle calls on her all polite Poor thing
And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
With limited wind
that my Johanna would never betray me, never hurt me so.
Mr. Todd?
How could you think such a thing of Mr. Todd?
My lucky friends
And while l'm out, do you mind if l stop by the grocerjust to pick...
My little lamb, my pet, Johanna
Whenever I run out of Ground coffee and have to use instant coffee... This is piss. Piss with ink
Toby!
So fetch the pomade and pumice stone And lend me a more seductive tone
You're to deliver the letter. Do you understand?
-Well, that'll be yourjob now. -Yes, ma'am.
My, my, my. Always work to be done.
A foolish barber and his wife
it's all too clear what company you keep.
There you'll sample Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
Another bright red day
Come for a shave, have you, lad?
Forget my face.
But first, why don't you come upstairs? Let me pamper you.
Love, wait
And may the Lord have mercy on your soul.
City on fire
And the young lady who resides there?
Not one man, no, nor ten men
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
Let me out! Please, let me out!
-Be here in a twinkling! -...fit for a king
Toby! Throw the old woman out!
To tell the truth, it gets awful hot.
And he will have his revenge.
Benjamin Barker!
a shave
so as we could sleep.
Always had a fondness for you, I did
Buried sweetly in your yellow hair
Who are you? What are you doing here?
Well, who’s to say the week is out. It’s only Thursday.
What?
that l said to give you a nice big tot of gin.
No, the clergy is really Too coarse and too mealy
I will have you
Who says this?
Brunettes.