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Nobody thought you could take an army over the Alps, but Hannibal did.
Don't worry. If it's inside a five mile radius, I can spot it... from the air.
That's gonna be tough to work into a picture called Boots and Bikinis.
to land on runway one-six.
I told you what I was gonna do to you next time you tried to take me on an airplane, didn't I?
Adios, amigo.
A crop duster and some poison to kill his marijuana crops.
Somebody had to say it. Are you all right?
Please, jefe. Please.
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- Adios. - I think he's getting worse.
Now take it easy, B.A. Take it easy.
You listened to him. He tried to help you.
Right. Must have had one of your little anxiety blackouts.
Get moving!
- You give Avon a big old howdy. - Big howdy.
When this piece of junk start woofing out smoke and blowing gaskets...
I think you should hire some better peoples next time.
I thought you and your Daddy Hank bought that Lear in Santa Barbara.
Strictly a rumour.
I was born in this town.
Paco is requesting the pleasure of your youngest granddaughter.
Al, it's Amy. What have they done to you?
You're right. He really does grow on you.
That was almost a full bottle.
It is better to fight and die than to run like children.
His headquarters burnt to the ground, so no record of the mission was ever found.
- Amy! - It's all in the greens.
I wanna get back. I'm tired of running.
- The A-Team. Isn't that what he called them? - Yeah. Yeah.
We're having trouble getting poison, so I got him working on bleach, but he's beginning to wheeze when he walks.
are hard to deal with.
He just picked a girl up in the garage of the Courier Express.
We're taking him back to Washington for full military burial.
Are you checking in? - I'm with 20th Century Cow.
Go to the alley behind the Kozy Kat Klub...
Are you checking in? - I'm with 20th Century Cow.
That's all. Hannibal got the jazz.
Yes.
Known as B.A. for "bad attitude. '"
You think we're lookin' to be "Book of the Month" celebrities? You gotta be nuts.
You're not a rancher. That's bull.
- I said I was sorry. - Now that B.A.'s all rested, I'll take him with me and Miss Allen.
Templeton Peck, known as the Faceman.
We would like an update. I have gone to a lot of trouble checking his Uncle Deke out of Fairview Mental Hospital.
Maybe. Stake her out. She's the only lead we've got left and I wanna know where she is every minute.
Colonel Lynch, come up! Colonel Lynch!
Hold it! Wait!
but you gotta find some way to stop sitting on your brains.
He's my friend.
- How old is your sister, Carl? - She's 25.
Bo Derek on the wing of a biplane...
I'm not alone. Give this gonzo a haircut.
Let's circle around, hit 'em with the ammonia.
You know you can beat 'em because you just done it.
So ya run off and you steal a clerical collar, huh?
These guys knocked over the Bank of Hanoi...
He couldn't even prove that they existed.
- Violent? - Hardly ever happens.
The army?
- Where do you come from? - Actually, I'm a rancher.