Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, brother, if it's got wings, I can fly it.
If we're gonna run off some bandits, we're gonna need some help.
No, no. Excuse me. You're under arrest, Colonel.
- It burns your feet. - Amm...
Better throw your weapons down.
- Because I liked the paint job. - I'll feed 'em some more grenades.
That is not the point.
- Tyres worn out. Sucker need new rings. - B.A., you can fix anything.
So, in the meantime, I'll be satisfied just to survive.
He used elephants to carry his equipment.
- If I might explain... - I wasn't talking to you, chico, so keep it still.
- They're around my place like goonies at a supermarket opening. - How'd he trace us?
or I write the book and blow your cover.
And I have the first amendment to hide behind.
How do people work with you if they're so afraid...
- You no park here. You go. - Okay, okay, I'll move it.
It's a notch or two past silly. This is ridiculous.
Let's get this sucker in the can. Back in the drink, chickie. Same shot.
I know. I know. What you guys are doing is really important. You saved Al.
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I think that we go 4: 10 Western to Acapulco.
That's the girl that called the veterans administration trying to get a line on Hannibal Smith.
Crop duster.
If I could fly him around over the weekend...
He's in your mental ward.
I've been carrying him, but now I'm through.
Don't worry about it. He's got a bad attitude.
I gotta stay down there two minutes for the water to get still.
Hey, senor.
As you can see it's gonna be much easier for us than it was in the film.
Nice try, Colonel, but you ain't Moses.
Come on. Get him. Go, go, go!
The guy has a very unorthodox style.
He was dragged from this town by Malavida Valdez.
I find it best not to kid about mental disorder, don't you, Nurse Schnider?
Everybody's got their own room. You'll find clothing in the bedroom closet.
- Nice. - I enjoyed it.
a zapper-roo to the old noggin.
- And I do not share bylines. - Sure you do.
I been givin'ya a great deal of thought.
Come out and see what kind of surprise I have for you.
Andre's got this idea about stickin' in this cornball dream sequence.
That's what kept him alive through 'Nam.
So you went out and hired a bunch of gunfighters.
He was in the Thunderbirds before the war.
- You are intruding on final approach over another aircraft. - What say, muchacho?
More? Who do these guys think they are? You gotta be kidding. More than that?
I need this.
- How you doing, Carl? - Well, Toni, I'd like to say I'm doing fine.
Do you read?
Took a while, but we're solid now.
A girl reporter. She knows I flew you guys in 'Nam. Got it from Pentagon records.