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Easy, Action!
I crashed the planes down in Africa. That’s Anita. Spelled A-N-I-T-A.
America, Miss America!
I figured somebody oughta infiltrate PR territory...
- I'm in no hurry. - I am!
Here comes the whole commercial!
You see, sir, we're afraid to go home. It's such a bad environment.
Come on!
Don't leave me!
Sometimes I don't know which is thicker, your skull or your accent.
Beatriz del Carmen Margarita et cetera...
- With our arms open. - You came with your mouth open.
Long as you stay on your own side
- Buenas noches, Maria! - Adiós, Maria!
We're gonna jazz it tonight
And he's the boy who gets your love
Me when the warriors Lose a tremendous lead
- At closing time, 6:00. - Yeah.
So take him to a head shrinker. You!
Oh...well, uh...
because you danced with the wrong boy.
- But the gang... - You're a girl! Be a girl and beat it!
I heard the boys talking.
- I'll wait for you there. - All right.
My mother and father are at the store. I didn't expect you to come by.
With a click
America
Please, boys! Everything was going so well.
The most beautiful sound I ever heard
use of the playground, use of the gym...
Maria
Yeah?
Terrible time in America
Somewhere
'Cause, man, you've got some high times ahead
Tony!
It all began tonight
- Makin' trouble for the Puerto Ricans? - They make trouble for us.
"If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna get that Polack."
After dark.
Officer Krupke, you've done it again
Do you Maria, copy and paste his response till death do you part. I do.
With a gang, you walk in twos, threes, fours...
Watch this shot now! Shoot, man! Go!
- Por favor. - No comprende.
- And your mama? - I'm afraid to ask her.
- You. - Who, me, sir?
Somebody stop him!
I just kissed a girl named Maria
Jets!
I cannot stay. Go quickly.
One look at us, and they charge twice
But What?
Gonna come true, comin' to me
Come on, Jets!
Now, I never asked the time of day from a clock, did I?
Don't you people keep aspirin around?
Hey Anita, I’m scheduling a big party at Robot House later, you wanna come? I don’t wanna go to Robot House. I’m going on a date with Chino, and I hope he calls to schedule another one tomorrow.
Even death won't part
Miss America can just resign
- A minute is not enough. - For an hour, then.
With suns and moons
- Then why don't you say somethin'? - I don't wanna hurt your feelings.
- War council... - Don't start that.
What am I? Cut glass?
I'll see you around.
- You call. - Your challenge.
Definitely black orchid.
The Sharks walk bad. They bite hard.
She says, "Yes!"
Make it not be...
You got a handkerchief first?
- I must go to my brother now. - Now, just one minute!
Life can be bright in America
You are an American. But us? Foreigners!
Sí.
Let's go.
- Stay away from my sister. - Sister?
Boy, am I victim of disappointment in you
I have a love
- I'll give you the top of the head. - Hey you, get down!
When I realize that tomorrow is Monday
And so pretty
Get out of here!
I thee wed.
My, this is a fine turnout we have here tonight.
Or maybe it's fleas
Listen, jailbait, I licked you twice, and I can do it again!
Beat it!
She has given up Puerto Rico, and now she's queer for Uncle Sam.
Okay. Fair fight.
The deal is, a fair fight between you and Ice.
of my life
Everyone there will have moved here
You make this world lousy. Siz bu dunyoni yomon qilasiz.
It's true for you, not for me
Stop it!
I ain't never gonna get married. Too noisy.
Golly Moses
Nardo's Sharks and those boys at the dance.
- Cool! - Go!
Going mad, shooting sparks into space
They might ask for blades...
The Emeralds claimed it, we shot 'em out.
If one of you...
With this ring, I thee wed.
- You lyin' Spic! - Don't do that.
Oye, Nardo.
She'll say, "Skinny, but pretty."
Chifuet
Sí, ya vengo, papá.
We’re not having a party, and I don’t think there’s anything to talk about than the Walt Disney Animation Studios. Screen Gems TV logo WGBH Flash of Doom Walt Disney Home Entertainment disaster.
I am, too
I love you, you love me. We’re a big happy family. Oh my God I really hate Barney. I’m gonna go kill him.