Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You only get him in cos you think he'll put you in one of his devised 'pieces'.
It's an absolute tour de force. It's going to be published
- That's really good, actually. Great. - Yeah?
when your gf cheats on you
He comes round when you're asleep, watches you, leans over your bed. OOh.
- He thinks you're funny. - What do you mean? I'm not funny.
humiliating and potentially dangerous thing I've ever heard you say.
Mine are. I publish them myseIf.
- So how much have you done, then? - Well, it's coming on.
You see, the man panda won't kiss the lady panda, right?
- Howard Moon? - Yeah?
Well, apparently, and this is on the QT,
I don't know why you're so happy. lt was your panda.
Can't believe it, Mrs Gideon getting off with that panda like that.
He's not working at the moment, so I though l'd get him in.
(Wind whistles)
(Wind whistles)
Why don't you put your head in some vinegar?
Howard.
# Burstin' your bubble like a Hubba Bubba nightmare... #
- Yeah. - Well, I'm not.
When Charlie finds out about this, he's gonna be furious.
That is possibly the most obscene, disgusting,
# A-Charlie come, a-Charlie come, a-bubble gum
(# Fanfare)
It's difficult to get pandas to breed in captivity. I thought you'd know that.
It's clear you have a problem with jealousy.
Well, as a writer, it's something that I have to do.