Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm charmed to meet you, all of you.
- You dressed yet, Mame, honey? - Come in, Beau, darling.
After the reports I'd heard, I was prejudiced, and not in your favor.
...and give the Upsons as cozy a time as they gave me.
Let's have three cheers, everybody, for my little Yankee!
Tell me, dear, have you chosen your major yet?
Besides, I have my own fine gentleman, Norah...
...but I'm gonna do everything I can to make you happy.
We'll tell him the story. How long will it take to finish this book?
That's exactly what I had in mind.
Well, I...
- That last one was the best one yet. - Good, darling.
Come, Mame. Let us lie down in front of the fire and stare at the flames.
Hot damn! My sister's gonna bust a gut!
Mame, I'm sorry about making my proposal so public...
I see.
We're out here on the patio, Mrs. Burnside.
You're both so dear to me.
Take these glasses off forever.
I'm sorry.
Of course, a bit of champagne, if it's handy.
I'm A Bride! oh darling, congratulations!
And here's Uncle Dwight.
Isn't it wonderful, Patrick?
Mr. Upson, you lucky devil.
I don't have a very clear picture of what's going on.
Want to know the truth? I've been trying to avoid it.
"Libido, inferiority complex, stinko, blotto...
Well, how are you?
Name the school, and Patrick and I will know what to do.
Actually, it's sort of a fishberry jam. It's called caviar.
- Live, that's the message. - Live?
My, my, my, my, my.
Just as I was getting used to all them dragons. What is it?
I won't expose my life to some beer-drinking Irishman...
Just fine.
- Be careful. The ink's wet. - My book!
Showoff.
Come, child.
Me never believe in Santa. Me beginning to change mind.
These are the rest of my kin. The Jacksons, Picketts, Burnsides.
- My, my, my, my. - They're not quite diamonds.
...scrubbed up and presentable for inspection, is that it?
It's just what you wanted. Respectable.
Not yet. So I die an old maid sometime before lunch.
Yes, Mr. Bibberman?
These are the only bracelets I have in the world.
That settles it. In your honor, we've got to have a hunt.
- What's his name? - Meditation.
Your Aunt Mamie made this for me, and I'm gonna drink it.
His expenses shall be supervised by Mr. Dwight Babcock...
She's a prominent Northern horsewoman. Naturally, we've got to have a hunt.
...l'd like you to meet Acacius Page, Patrick's first teacher in New York.
Don't let me catch the sight of your evil face again, you assassin!
I didn't know this. "Horses aren't native to America."
They're headed back this way!
- Did you see our driveway signpost? - I did.
Ms. Charles asked...
Have you thought of the Dillman School? It's here...
With the book, I mean.
She's having a little trouble with her halo.
This section is restricted only up to our property line.
- You don't know his name. - I do.
Eight times, she climbed the Matterhorn to throw rose petals down the glacier.
I've got it! The perfect solution. It'll solve everything. You'll work.
Well, how about that?
- Hi, everybody. - Well, hello, son.
I went next door and said, "Can I baby-sit? Can I do something?"
I told you to take your pills a quarter past 8.
You see, me be Charlie of the Ritz.
- Listen to this. - Show me.
...and everything.
I'm an Upper Richmond Girls' School girl.
Pegeen, are you having trouble? Help her, please.
How can I ever face the theatre guild?
A lot of folderol about the Knickerbocker Bank...
I've gotta get out before he gets in.
I can slip him into a berth on Madison Avenue or a seat on the stock exchange.
Hurry, my tray, darling! Auntie needs fuel.
You know, you have very beautiful eyes.
- I was getting tired of microbes. - Now, you know you...
And from now on, you must call me Auntie Mame. Well, well, well, now.
...then add clam juice and peanut butter.
Now, she's the tragic queen. She's having such fun being miserable.
Take it right down. I want everything to be perfect.
- You sit. - Thank you.
Hang on to the red dye pot. I may want it after visiting the Upsons.
Come, Patrick. Do be careful, darling.
Dr. Spock says it's impossible.
Wouldn't that make a wedding present?
Wear it with your mink coat. You'll make a sensation at Macy's.
- I thought this was a family night. - This is our family.
Nobody rides sidesaddle now, but it's the only way I know.
Have you talked to your stockbroker? Yes, I can see you have.
Try this. You need a dress like I wore as Lady... That's stunning!
- Here's what you dictated. - Thank you.
Oh, Patrick.
Oh, I forgot. One moment! Thank you.
- Circulate, darling. Circulate! - New man in your life?
This isn't the kind of trustee that lives in a prison. As a rule.
That's it. Now, give me a nice pose, Mame, darling.
Who cares about money? I've lost my child.
He spoke French to the counterman.
Now, open your presents.
Come and get it. Come along, come along.
- Mame, are you home? - Is that you, Vera?
But he is kind of cute, isn't he?
What a divine name you've given this place, Upson Downs.
I'll go up and get some film of you.
Well, I guess there's only one thing left for me to do.
Oh, Lord!
...with the power to keep my crazy sister...
- I think it's very unusual. - Agnes! What is she doing here?
How do you turn her off?
He didn't drive. We hitchhiked.
Well, it's been nice knowing you.
How bleak was my puberty!
How vivid.
You know, green suits me. I think I'll phone up Maggie.
Not you, Mr. Babcock. You can have all you want.
Marvelous! You'll make a fortune out of this book.
School begins the day after Labor Day. He must be back by then.