Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have to go. I'm meeting an old school friend for lunch.
Just when I think I've heard every story that puts Jen in a good light,
Don't do it, you'll regret it.
No, I’m never going to stop crying
Don't think about germs now - that analogy's over.
She packed me an apple this morning and it's the issue of the day.
Baaaaaah!
No, you have to tell her face to face.
I thought I'd got rid of her, but, oh no, she found me on Friendface.
And I'm filling out a form on how much I love Cuke. Have you tried it?
So, what about you, Jen? What are you up to?
Yeah. It's very surprising, isn't it?
To tell you the truth,
Well, you moved on quickly, you bitch!
But, yes, I'm highly seeded.
So, the other girls, what are they doing?
Oh, cool, look! They've got this great little game on their home page.
Five now, five later. OK.
And I'm getting into online games-- you know, real brain-teasers.
"I will just get some of my coats."
Veronica's an A and R with Arista.
I always thought you'd be the one whose life just went completely off the rails.
That's the great thing about Friendface--
and you've given me two wonderful children in Zenith and Quasar.
- Did you sleep with her? - No.
You can play Scrabble online with it...
Oh, not very well. That's good.
Oh, you... Oh, you are a f... Oh...!
It wasn't my fault!
Wow. That's flattering.
You've got it really sorted out, haven't you?
- Do you want to take this outside? - With pleasure, sir.
Oh, you've not signed up with Friendface, have you?