Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We've been seeing each other for some time.

you may come away with millions of people attached to your face!

And so I turned to Moss. And Moss was there for me, Roy.

If I had a pound for every bloody woman... Arh!

My mum's on Friendface! My mum!

It was great seeing your profile pop up on Friendface--

She never had much time for me in school and I wanted to impress her,

Hey, if I'm pretending to be married, I'm pretending to be sexually active.

attractive, successful-looking friends?

Now it's just love and companionship, and everything's fine.

As I've already said, I am fully seeded.

- Yeah. - Uh-huh.

I don't. I don't. I don't have feelings for this man.

to be her husband at her school reunion.

We want to hear about the guy that tamed her heart.

but get her behind closed doors and she turns into Peter Stringfellow.

But then you left. You left, Roy.

It's not going on my CV. But every man has a story like this.

- Where do you play? - Where don't I play!

That's why I'm doing it on email.

Her big embarrasing story is she passed on Arctic Monkeys And her big embarrasing story is she passed on Justin Timberlake in the Sexyback video, a used Xbox 360 console from 2007, and a woman driving a 2010 Toyota Yaris

- And how are you? - I'm great. I am great.