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You don't know. You don't know Beyoncé.
Ooh!
Okay, the life-insurance thing
Insults were lobbed. "Whatevers" were hurled.
mom watches while she eats chocolate.
Okay, let me finish my story.
that were stunning but weren't me.
My advice?
Ew!
and I was dressed as America's sexiest judge...
A drug rep gave me these samples
I'm sorry. I just had to say something.
just like in that movie I watched last week
Just hours ago,
But I had no idea how amazing it'd be
I didn't ruin it.
We're really good together...
I know.
Ohhh!
Have him back home by midnight, all right?
Oh. Here we go.
Nothing.
Well, we got engaged anyway.
No. This means "stop!"
You gave him a super-high-grade narcotic?!
Shya!
'Cause I feel like I don't have a lot of stuff.
When we got married, all I could afford
Oh, that is so sweet!