Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Here we go.
My advice?
I know.
Ohhh!
mom watches while she eats chocolate.
A drug rep gave me these samples
You gave him a super-high-grade narcotic?!
I didn't ruin it.
Well, we got engaged anyway.
No. This means "stop!"
'Cause I feel like I don't have a lot of stuff.
We're really good together...
Okay, let me finish my story.
Shya!
Ooh!
When we got married, all I could afford
Have him back home by midnight, all right?
Oh, that is so sweet!
You don't know. You don't know Beyoncé.
Okay, the life-insurance thing
Insults were lobbed. "Whatevers" were hurled.
Just hours ago,
and I was dressed as America's sexiest judge...
just like in that movie I watched last week
that were stunning but weren't me.
I'm sorry. I just had to say something.
But I had no idea how amazing it'd be
Nothing.
Ew!