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You said you'd keep an eye on him.
And some kind of device
I have a major problem.
Oh, for your follow-up visit... Not, you know, your dirt nap.
Like it or not, your scent is all over this now, Dave.
I'm Khaleesi, from "Game of Thrones."
The most serious thing you've dealt with
I've been planning this for weeks,
from this professional place of business.
So we have a bad proposal story.
Anyway, I worked up my courage
Oh, sure. I'll just jump in my time machine.
Sure did.
Both graduated and got jobs.
I'm talking sweatpants and no bra.
Or, as they call it in Germany, a Portuguese "I'm sorry"!
You bought it from your grandmother?
and I just didn't want to risk anything.
Are you the one who dropped her lipstick in the toilet?
I didn't even know I knew that word!
Fine.
We can just take one of its shinbones.
Hey, you guys are doing great work out there!
He was trying to be romantic, and I ruined it!
Every... bo... dy!
on their porch.
You're right. That is a thing.
She also said that would have been better,
and then I just have to leave?
That'll work, right?
All right, everybody works through lunch.
Nothing? Really?
Oh, and someone's gonna die if you answer the phone? Please.
Son of a biscuit! Aah!
You know how we need
I will.