Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What the fuck? - Soph, it's only me.
'Shit! This just gets better and better. '
He's opened his eyes. Jez, we're right here, Jez.
'My cock's gone right down. Fuck. '
He was gonna make me a bow and arrow that could go through a dustbin.
it's your pants.
or for something.
Jeremy, look, I'm flattered but I'm here with Mark.
? Marching as to war...?
Penis?
I mean, if I want an Xbox, why don't I just get an Xbox?
Right. One minute we're alive, the next we're dead.
Er, whatever. I just want to rewind this bit.
You're drunk, Jeremy. Try and get some sleep.
a funeral, it's an emotional time, lots of emotions.
Look, what I'm trying to say is that, if I was dying, and I decided that
to a cottage with a bed for the weekend.
And she gave me a peck on the cheek. It's a nightmare!
- Are you finishing with me? - We weren't ever really...
'If I can get the first one over without major embarrassment.
'OK, stay focused.
'Did she say johnnies plural?
Right.
So Jeremy, I'm going to turn in.
Bleaurgh, bleaurgh, bleaurgh, bleaurgh, bleaurgh.
'And I know most of it from The Omen. '
Well, he did... I didn't tell you this. He did make a pass at me.
- What about the carving on his arm? - That's just Biro.