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'This is meant to be my visit. He's hijacking my visit. '
Imagine how committed I'd be?
'What about my massive, freakish balls? Don't get ahead of yourself. '
"'Thanks for the Fairtrade nuts, Auntie. "
- So have I. - Sophie's coming away with me
I found them in my suitcase
? Sail away, sail away, sail away
- 'Maybe he doesn't want to come. ' - No point, it's all bullshit.
Do you... like Indonesian food?
Go on. I might be dead in a week.
- What's going on? - You're in safe hands now, Jez.
Er, well, thanks.
Now, in the humanist ceremony at this point,
'We're only bloody friends! '
'What a shame everything he believes is total rubbish. '
The force. You can trust the force, can't you?
He'll change his tune when I'm in charge of the morphine.
'In, out, as much pleasure as I can give her,
Mum rang to say that my Uncle Ray is a bit ill.
'I didn't realise he was this terrified of sex. '
Sometimes we're so wrapped up in the nonsense of life.
'Try and read a poem, listen to inspiring music,
That's right, Mark. 30 years.
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