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Dee's middle school diary to you, bro!
Who gives a shit? This is her diary, man.
I don't know your mom. Never met your mom.
for the rest of your lives about how crazy we are! Oh, yeah.
about my wonderfully warm and caring mother? No.
What's your plan? All right...
I gotta take a shower now
'Cause, you know, we want some tough dudes and some big dudes.
Babysitting a bunch of orphans was not part of our grift.
Well, no, no. I'm... I'm very broken up inside.
That's a greatlooking set of knives, pal.
Yeah.
Stash? Stash man? What did you do? I set him on fire.
All right.
Oh, you know what? That would be good. Observational humor is cool.
You guys still wanna be in our crew? I don't think so.
to Bruce Mathis, the real father of my children. "
In that, um, she wants to be buried in it.
*big* time
You know what I mean? I mean, this guy would've been perfect for you.
Come on. There's no time. Just sit down and shut up.
a passionate guy like that these days... they don't make 'em anymore.
It's a done deal. Oh, well, that's actually why we brought you here.
that we'll need to use our fortune that my mother gave you...
Oh, shit. You know, we would have no one left behind us...
we would have nobody left to mourn us.
Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh...
about our great adventures and our glorious triumphs. It doesn't seem like it.
I don't really drink. Wrong answer, bitch! You're a drinker tonight!
Let's get the Stash man! Uh...
Killed dead! Killed dead! Frank, would you forget about Bruce?
And a nicer penis. "
Why are you giving it to him? I'm not giving...
Frank, give her some money. I'm not giving her shit! What are you talking about?
Again, nothing sexual. " Underlined. Underlined. Okay.
Good point. I mean, shit...
So why don't we just do a wedding? Like do it tomorrow?
"I cried myself to sleep again last night.
You're not fat, dude. Yeah. You're also not funny.
I gotta turn into a liberal yahoo just like Bruce.
What say we all bring it on in for a hug?
"On the sole condition that Frank not be allowed in. "
Tracy, cancel all my appointments.
You are acting like a real bastard, Bruce. That's ridiculous.
We just have to go along with whatever he throws at us. We're so close to that money.
That hat is not awesome.
You're giving all my money to that jerkoff?