Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Al DS? You touch anybody?
Well, sure. Hey, man!
He didn't understand it. I understood it... perfectly.
I am also broken up. Mm-hmm.
These are awkward situations often.
Now, when he gets here, I want you to hold my hand through the whole thing.
I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Okay?
Nah, he didn't read the flyer. No, I read the flyer.
So let's go out and make some friends, right? Okay, let's do that. But first...
Just tell me what you are into.
Hand, hand.
Oh, so they're like magical trick knives or...
We need a funny fat guy. Because every crew has a funny fat guy.
Hmm! Because I've been thinking about it.
Exactly. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, I'll swing by.
Well, then why did you cut it like... 'Cause it looks totally like a dick.
I wanna kill him! Mom just gave away all of our money!
I can't stop crying, Ernesto.
who lie and steal and take advantage of people...
Well, there's nothing tougher than losing a parent. Oh, it's the worst!
He's got a... He's got a very dry sense of humor.
Do the thing where you're like, "And, yes, of course I know who you are. "
It's funny that I seem like that. Because I'm not holding up okay.
You're gonna tell everybody how we're like those guys from Jackass.
What up?
I banged his sister too. Did you really?
Who's that? Me.
That's what I'm saying, bro! Our legacy! Our whole legacy here!
Yeah.
Bruce Mathis? "A handsome man...
You know what, guys? I'm just gonna put "nothing sexual" again just to reiterate.
Give her some money. What?
As soon as you break character, you blow the grift.
Listen. Would now be a good time to say a few words...