Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You tell her for me that I will be in touch with her somehow.
Sure. Yeah, at the party mansion. You're gonna be perfect, man.
Hmm.
L It's time for my daughter and that idiot who raised her to learn a lesson.
Do you work here? What... Nah.
Mix things up a little bit. Here. Why don't you just, uh...
I'm devastated over here. We need to throw a big-ass party.
Who wants to burn through a quick chapter of this diary?
AIDS? You touch anybody?
All of... All of... Yeah. Yeah.
And I... And I... And I think that maybe that's what the tension...
Wow, that hits home. Boom.
"If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.
Yo. Okay.
Let's stop being pussies, and let's funnel some beers! Let's funnel some beers!
Tell her she’s a goddamn whore!
"Deandra... Yes?
"Dear Diary, the dance was a total disaster.
Then you should think of this little girl as your soul mate of pain.
I'm gonna have to stop this. Really?
Huh. Well, what about all our friends, dude?
Hmm... Too complicated. I don't like that.
Well, no. I'm the funny fat guy. So don't worry about that.
All of our fortune. She gave it to you. Weird, right?
You know what I mean? They're sharp too. Oh, I'll show you.