Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tell her she’s a goddamn whore!
Sure. Yeah, at the party mansion. You're gonna be perfect, man.
Wow, that hits home. Boom.
"Deandra... Yes?
Huh. Well, what about all our friends, dude?
"If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.
I'm gonna have to stop this. Really?
Hmm... Too complicated. I don't like that.
Do you work here? What... Nah.
Who wants to burn through a quick chapter of this diary?
All of our fortune. She gave it to you. Weird, right?
Yo. Okay.
Well, no. I'm the funny fat guy. So don't worry about that.
L It's time for my daughter and that idiot who raised her to learn a lesson.
I'm devastated over here. We need to throw a big-ass party.
All of... All of... Yeah. Yeah.
Mix things up a little bit. Here. Why don't you just, uh...
You know what I mean? They're sharp too. Oh, I'll show you.
"Dear Diary, the dance was a total disaster.
And I... And I... And I think that maybe that's what the tension...
You tell her for me that I will be in touch with her somehow.
Let's stop being pussies, and let's funnel some beers! Let's funnel some beers!
AIDS? You touch anybody?
Then you should think of this little girl as your soul mate of pain.
Hmm.