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Oh, I'm sorry, Granny.
No, he's got a natural gift for it.
Before it was over, he'd apologize for Vicksburg, give back Richmond, and promise to shoot Sherman for burning Atlanta.
I was executing a fast flanking movement.
I am entirely at fault.
Would you like to run through it barefooted, child?
Thank you.
You know, sometimes you don't act 147.
Say, what are you using, logarithms?
And I've just come up with another one.
There, there.
Bad boys.
She threatens to write her congressman.
Your faithful 15 million.
Well, Colonel, the boy's all yours.
Excuse me, Colonel Blake.
As an officer and a gentleman, it is my duty to report.
Well, why didn't you say so?
I don't want him joining the Army Reserve no how.
Thank you.
I'm awful sorry about that.
So it was.
Tell me to put it on, put it on!
I'm taking my money out of your bank.
Well, I won't be no hill-to-a-stepper like Jethro.
Was I the highest in the class?
Hillbilly millionaire ambushes Army Reserve, captures General Grant.