Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pamir? Dushanbe?

They're late again. Unusual for soldiers.

- Maybe your dick's not so dumb. - Got me through high school.

- Not until I've had- - Excuse me.

I can’t take the pressure!

Yeah, I found it in a box of Lucky Charms.

I'm sure it will only be a matter of minutes before the president commits to total release.

By your actions, sir, you are risking the future of the human race!

- Come on, superspy, think of something. - You're the diplomat. Talk to them.

I'll take you back to the base.

Austin Millbarge. I'm a GLG-20.

Don't know, sir, but it definitely didn't connect.

Doctor. Doctor.

Look at that. No feeling at all.

You have a tent?

You know, if we were sitting in a bar, I'd throw a drink right in your face.

No one outside this command center has that information, gentlemen.

WHY DON'T YOU GENTLEMEN HAVE A PEPSI?

Hi-weather transmitted this an hour ago.

Nice close-ups. Definitely approaching full-go hour.

- Good night. - Good night.

I haven't studied. I'm not prepared.

- Decoys?! - Lower your voice.

That's An SS-50 Long-Range Rocket And Mobile Launcher."

That's An SS-50 Long-Range Rocket And Mobile Launcher."

We're just hitching a ride. They won't make us jump.

We need a plan. - Let's play dead.

Stick your tongue out, please.

They put these in cereal boxes for kids.

Only three men.

And to think my high school guidance counselor said I'd never amount to anything.

Bring all birds into final bounce mode.

I was going to do your family a favor and hook up the Disney Channel...

This is Austin Millbarge.

Today we will be removing the patient's appendix.

...starring Jayne Mansfield?

Can I Borrow Your Tent

- Karen. - Karen.

I got to take a whiz?

"What jmfcst saying was the title of a 1950's movie?"

And of course, the slightest misperceived phrase or gesture...

...was becoming self-defeating. A weapon unused is a useless weapon.

to die in battle is glorious. to die from lag is disgrace.

...at the strike site by 6 p. m. their time tomorrow.

- ... a 40-megaton nuclear warhead. - Good night, everybody.

Fitz-Hume! Boyer! Get up! Get up!

Thank you, doctor.

Everybody looks fine here. What do you say?

...and kept the best pieces of meat for themselves.

They were just sitting there in the dark. They heard our entire conversation.

You'll be judged on survivability and time.

And of course we'll let them know what a good job you're doing here.

Every minute you don't tell us why you're here...

He says we needn't bother whispering anymore.

We mock what we don't understand

I'll drive, you sleep.