Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stop right there and I'll bring back the sun
- We'd better call the president. - We're not calling anyone.
- Don't let the bedbugs bite. - Okay.
It'll be sub-arctic temperatures up there, freezing. You'll thank me.
Go with numbered sequence, seven-four...
That's enough.
These are high-compression tranquilizer pistols.
All right, Sky-troopers! Let's go! Let's go!
Get in the closet.
THIS WAS DATED TO START ON THE SIXTH.
Why don't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?
What's it say? Pussies.
What? You kidding? You're talking to Millbarge here.
The consequences could be severe.
...the khan will lose faith in you, and us.
Ah!
Why is anybody here? I think it was Jean-Paul Sartre who said...
So, what are we gonna get? Dismissal? Suspension?
What?
Colonel, we were just talking...
That's why they rushed us through training, why we were met by the KGB...
Did you see me cut into his chest? Did I cut his chest?
How can we get there? It must be 1000 miles from here.
This will verify your ability to stay afloat at high speeds.
- I knew it! Pay up. - Let's cut his fingers off anyway.
I'm sorry, I'm not myself today. I saw my neurologist this morning.
These are the Yusufzai. They're Afghani freedom-fighters.
Wiggled into Supervisor pay Through an F-Section
- Pakistan? - Pakistan?
Excuse me, but what was all this...?
...DOWN HERE WHERE THE WHALES CAN FEAST ON MY SHIPS AND PAY THE BILLS.
I don't care how painful it is, you've got to hold them together.
She's the last person we want to see.
Stop right there and I’ll bring back the sun
He's already been given the required injections.
Wiggled into supervisor's pay through an F-section.
Michigan reactor and Washington State atomic plants on-line, general.
Cut the sucker
- Not yet, no. - Possibly tomorrow.
TECH 1: SAC-COM confirms. All defense systems commitment ready.
It's not your fault you're stupid.
- Did they get you too? - I'm fine!
I cant take the pressure
A weapon unused is a useless weapon.
...when the International Wheat Board has reported...
Greenbaumberg. We're doctors.
- Now what? - Smash that thing.
...somewhere inside the continental United States.
Figure 20, 22 until the first impact of our retaliatory strike.
Gathering, level 20? That's quite a step up in base pay.
I object to taking a girl out and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you.
You can't deny what happened between us.
He's an information officer at State.
...would be one of the great thrills of my life.
...the delicately balanced negotiations.
All right. Let us begin the operation.
Good move
Who do you intend to call?
Don't you worry. I'll be with you.
Jesus, where'd you learn your Russian, J.C. Penney?
- Make yourself comfortable. Sit down. - Thank you.
It's the khan's brother. He's been suffering from pain in the right lower abdomen.
...you'd be smart to tell us. We could probably work things out quicker for you.
I've spent the last two and a half years of my life preparing for this penetration.
- But, but, but- - I need...
...I'm willing to take that risk.
Yeah, the tuna-and-cream casserole was beautiful.
DAMN. RECALL.
...they'll be plucked by Soviet motorized infantry.
- Ow! I got a shock. - And you will.
- Good luck. - Listen, captain.