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If it's that bad, why don't you slit your wrists and get it over with?
I can't, I was just fooling around. I'm not a dancer like that.
If he ain't asked me to marry him by now, he ain't gonna.
Listen, what can I say? Thanks a lot.
He'll call.
A day in the life of a quebie......
Phone booths?
I know.
Come here!
- It was the company I was keeping. - That was good. That's funny.
with the lady who drives the lunch truck.
OK. Have it your way.
Listen. Come see my club. I just put this new PA system in.
It sucks.
Altoona, Pennsylvania.
- Of course. Why wouldn't he? - Yeah, why wouldn't he!
The truth is, you're scared shitless of going to that place, aren't you?
Whatever turns youon.
- I just wanted to say goodbye. - Where are yougoing?
I give youtwo lousy shots and you're talking about going to L.A.!
Youknow, I have this close, personal relationship
I can see that I don't have to worry about you.
It's been a long time since my last confession.
And one day, I realised that...
Darling, here youare.
Look up.
- Is it bleeding? Jesus. - Yeah.
She doesn't work for me any more. She's over at the Zanzibar.
She's my ex-wife. We have friends on the Arts Council.
I'm just going to get on the turnpike. That's it. I'm gone.
Listen, I didn't come here to fight, I came to see if youwere OK.
Dreaming is wonderful, but it won't get youcloser to what youwant.
Has he taken youto the steel mill? He likes to go there on his first date.
Youwant to make a living rolling around on your back?
He gets upset when people he doesn't knowfollow me home.
Come on, Jeanie!
It was rough in the old days.
A brain tumour.
- She'll fall on her ass. - She's got a tough ass.
- What's his name? - Grunt.