Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Listen. - Friends on the committee?

- What? - Youheard me.

Youprobably just like doing it in bed, right?

Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin.

It cost me a $170. I had to special order it.

Three and a half. I'm ecstatic.

I called the restaurant last night...

The door on the left.

Wait. I've lost my keys.

What's a pimple on a Polack's ass?

I love how youalways try to straighten out other people's lives.

So howthe hell did youknow?

That's wonderful. We have to do something about it.

We're getting out of here.

Now, more important, did yougo to the repertory?

Hello. Nick has told me all about you.

A lesbian with a hard-on.

But I've saved money, so if they take me, I can support myself.

Do youread lips?

Little Buddy’s Diapers

Direct from Mawby's. It's Tina Tech, ladies and gentlemen.

Mr Bradley, please.

My wife does. I mean, my ex-wife.

Jake, sit down and play a game.

- How about dinner? - I can't. I don't have dinner with the boss.

If youcome up with anything on her, I'll give yousix.

It's going to be OK.

Keep it. It's my way of saying I'm sorry.

That's why youcalled me every night?

"Ex cuse me, sir, do youhave frogs legs?"

but I didn't tell you I got the audition until this morning.

I know it sounds really silly.