Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, let me put it this way. If you're Leonard's friend...
Loop quantum gravity clearly offers more testable predictions than string theory.
Truth? What truth?
...you mean "passive-aggressive East Texas blowhole," I agree.
I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart."
...and friends support their friends, apparently.
For example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead.
...with general relativity than does string theory.
I believe protocol dictates that you wait a minimum of 18 hours...
- This is pretty good orange chicken. - Yeah, it's from Chang's.
Oh.
Sweet lady. It always tickles when she hugs me.
Don't be silly. I borrowed one of your pillowcases.
Hi, guys.
Call me
- What now? - I have to make pee-pee.
Call me.
Hey, Penny. Dumb-ass.
Looks like you've been to the Renaissance fair.
Okay, where is this coming from?
- I kind of have other plans tonight. - But it's Friday.
You're right, it is simple.
Who were you respecting then?
...who believes loop quantum gravity better unites quantum mechanics...
Oh. Oh, well, good for him.