Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just wondering if you really gave it the old college try.
Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.
I'm fully committed to the traditional relationship paradigm.
Oh, now you're just making stuff up.
Of all the overrated physicists in all the labs in all the world...
So, yeah, good to see you.
I fashioned historically accurate undergarments out of linen.
How?
No, it wasn't my cat.
That's a temporal anomaly.
But this? This is a deal breaker.
- Hey, Sheldon. - Penny.
Well, you can't blame me for not jumping to that conclusion.
Who will administer the Heimlich maneuver?
...would be if they resumed sending chimps into space.
It was rife with historical inaccuracies.
I could've accepted our kids being genetically unable to eat ice cream...
- We should probably go. - Yeah.
You mean like you and Richard the slave girl?
- Yeah, sure. - Well, if you'll excuse me...
- I think she's smoking hot. - I'd hit that.
If anything, they would've said, "Huzzah."
I don't care. There are far too many historical anomalies for my comfort.
We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on.
Sheldon, don't make that noise. It's disrespectful.