Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My god, those people need to learn you can't just put "ye olde" ...
If the word is "pee-pee," just do it.
No, there isn't. Only loop quantum gravity calculates the entropy of black holes.
...as much as using men as tools for stress release.
What about that girl last year at Comic-Con?
I just wanna be part of the conversation.
Well, here's another nit for you.
...like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.
It would only be rebound if he and Penny had actually engaged in physical intimacy.
Sheldon, it's a date. I have a date coming over.
Yeah, I thought it was a pretty good one. I gave him an "LOL."
Really? What changed?
Relatively modern.
How did we get on me
No. That response is unacceptable to me.
Third floor tonight. Mixing it up?
Oh.
Friday's always vintage-game night. Look, Mom included the memory card.
- Yeah, why not? - What if I choke on my popcorn?
- Where'd you hear that? - Actually, I read it. Wolowitz texted me.
- Your archenemy? - Yes, the Dr. Doom to my Mr. Fantastic.