Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If Leonard's really my friend...
- What happened to you? - Nothing happened to me.
Playing "Super Mario" on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator.
Penny, hold on.
Oh, it isn't? Really?
...in front of anything you want and expect to get away with it.
I still don't understand why you don't just go to dinner.
Now that you're unattached, maybe we can revisit our previous attachment.
- Terrific. - You know what this means, don't you?
...before you call so I'm not repulsed by your cloying eagerness.
But, um, I think for now Leonard and I are just gonna stay friends.
But why are you doing it on the stairs?
Loop quantum gravity is the future of physics.
Please. The only way she could make a contribution to science...
How do I know someone's not touching my food?
Mud.
Don't forget the male-pattern baldness.
- Leslie. - Hi.
...or ever get a good view of a parade.
...exploring a planet similar to Earth in the 1500s.
I'm sorry, that was a little abrupt.
...and I'd appreciate it if you would, you know, make yourself scarce.
You're only saying that because of what happened.
...their bosom jumps out and says, "Howdy."