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‐ But after I shoot you, he'll try to kill me.
is an HR violation.
‐ Holy shit, Aleister. What was that?
It's just like the good old days.
‐ A technique from my old employer,
[dial tone hums]
simultaneous failure of the primary suspension cable,
It seems I forgot to reload that round.
- Hey, Lana. - Keep what a secret?
would make you a huge loser.
‐ [laughs] It's whimsically practical!
[normal voice] Aleister, get in here and show them
‐ He cleans like ten valets,
‐ Yeah, I know. Me, Sterling Archer.
‐ Krieger knows.
‐ We couldn't let you do this alone.
[horn honks]
Because no one will ever top you.
‐ Ha! An amazing kick!
Archer: I was wondering about your suit preference
‐ Thank you, sir.
‐ Is anyone else worried about how Cyril
‐ Really feels like you're moving the goalposts.
‐ Just doing my job, sir.
What's their extradition policy?
‐ Archer!
‐ ETA at the resort is six hours.
is constantly in the office?
‐ Aleister, are you okay? [gunshots]
Am I interrupting something
But I will never be bait for Cyril goddamn Figgis.
He's managed to elude my more subtle efforts all morning.
He's an expert at averting his gaze.
‐ Good instinct. Cyril: But you know what?
‐ Too dangerous?
We're too exposed.
Move.
Frankly, Aleister, it's very rude.