Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Y'all are invited.
She's old now, and she feels she's outlived her usefulness.
She's sulking because you're in her kitchen.
Don't debauch the young.
You fell asleep with a flower in your hand.
Jethro, there ain't no kitchen in the world big enough to hold two cooks.
Oh, Signora Uncle Jed, buongiorno.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.
We's gonna hop on that rascal, stop at the bank, get married, and then hot tail it for Niagara Falls.
Jay, what do you do?
Oh, well... Please?
Granny, you in there?
No, Jed, no.
Now's our chance to talk.
What did he say?
Pa's gonna whoop you good!
Non capisco.
Salary?
I'm Jed.
No wonder you didn't want me wearing your Merriam clothes.
The truck parked out back.
You ain't gonna do no such a thing.
You're Watching The Beverly Hillbillies On WGN
It makes me very happy to announce that this year's Christmas bonus will be the same as last year's.
That's your fifth lunch.