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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
All right, Betty. You find the tapes, I'll stand watch.
All right.
side hustle.
He just about snapped Tubby in two.
Relax,
[metal detector beeping]
What kind of side hustle?
He doesn't.
Well, honey, you're suspended for a week
To what end?
[gasps] Oh, my God!
[Betty] You're gonna mop the floor with him, Jug.
Wishing he'd never gotten the contract.
What? What...
And Mr. Chipping suggested I look into the military.
Wait. What's going on?
It's not that easy, Archie.
-You mean, Nick St. Clair? -[exhales]
And she's getting treatments, and she's...
[sighs] Apparently, you cracked open his head with a golf club.
See you.
And I was so scared, I told him if he didn't stop I'd go to the headmaster.
who slayed yet another dragon from my past.
But then, as the years went on, he, um,
Where is the match?
-Is that about right? -I'm his target, not Archie.
In Stonewall Prep's basement.
Breaking and entering, is this normal for you, Elizabeth?
Who does he think he is?
Mr. DuPont, may I call a recess?
Uncle Frank, why the hell is one of your friends trying to kill you?
Why does Mr. Chipping have army pamphlets?
All right, Archie, I'll do it. I'll turn myself in tomorrow.
And you think this Bret character is behind it all?
So, uh,
[imperceptible]
Those tend to be the breaks I get in life, Archie.
I get paid
No, Uncle Frank, trust me.
I appreciate the warm meal and hospitality,
Man, you remind me so much of your old man.
He'll be tried for everything he did in Riverdale.
And they sent us in to extract any wounded.
But, hey,
[both grunting]