Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you know what a jam sandwich is? You take two pieces of bread, jam ‘em together.

This is your party! Your bachelor party! You haven't had sex with anyone yet.

I think you're an asshole.

Stop with this! We're supposed to be hookers! Act sexy!

I just wanna let 'em know where I am. I'm expecting an important phone call.

Listen, you and your wife got problems, Brad?

I can't trust you!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You remember how crazy she was about you?

A week from this Saturday, I turn in my amateur standing and I... I go pro.

Ooh, yeah. Chic in the sun, yeah.

- Yeah? - Mm-hm.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Congratulations, buddy.

Rudy, isn't that a beautiful car?

Ok Nick? or is it Mr. Dick?

Hey, nice seeing you.

The honest scoop? The first month, from the beginning, is terrific. It's great.

But, by the fourth month... by the fourth month you're just... you're numb.

We've known each other since grade school,

Look, Nick, I'd Rather Be Dead. But If This Is What You Want, Good Luck, Man.

- Nice seeing you again, Rick. - You too, Mrs T. Let's do this every day.

Unrelenting, constant challenge to the senses.

Is that a foot long?

Lean in a little more.

Well, there you go, ma'am. End of the line. Last stop.

No, no! Please! Please stop! Don't! No!

Better fix it or Milt cuts your balls off

Guys, what should I do? Should I take the car, or should I take Amber?

Gentlemen, I'm not gonna beat around the bush on this thing.

- What's with the costume? - I don't know! Listen, do me a favor.

- Better and better, sir. - Good.

Oh, shit! I don't believe this!

We got veal... Par...

I uh hope you like potato salad chunky style my favorite

What's going on?

And if that failed, I'd try more persuasive action.

Oh, God Almighty!

Have a good time.

Well, Mr Thompson, that's really quite a list. And you're right. You're absolutely right.

Another one of these, huh?

Well, what's Debbie's Blue Book value right now?

She pees standing up! Not her!

Thanks, man. We'll see you girls later. Ciao!

Go! Go! Go, go, go, go!

Ooh. Small theater.

Rick, I don't think I wanna go.

We're gonna have so much fun!

- Where's the women? There's no women. - Rudy, one thing at a time.

Oh, I couldn't be better. This is the best. This is great. I love this. This is the best.

Stan, is this supposed to be like this?

Debbie, please! Don't be naive. Men are pigs.

Stan! You lying dog!

My dearest family member, get in there. She's incredible.

Don't have a great time. You catch my drift, Mr Traditional Guy?

No! No! Anything but that!

T minutes 1 2 3 we have igntion

hey Look at the cans on that bimbo

Look, Rick, I'd rather be dead. But if this is what you want, good luck, man.

He hired some of your girls for a bachelor party?

I was drowning in a pool of sweat