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Excuse me.
- Shall we tell her? - Yeah.
- How's your wife? - I hate her. I hate her guts.
- Will your friend do this? - He'll do anything for money.
Debbie!
Start your boners.
Yesterday we found a bunch of pornos in the back seat of O'Neill's car.
Rick! Mr Goldsmith, this is my brother-in-law. He's getting married.
My job.
So I see. Well, thank you. It's been very nice talking to you.
You'll have some American grandkids in no time at all.
Do you, Richard Ernesto Gassko,
Move it out, move it out, move it out!
No, no, no. We have some manly things we have to do, and this is no place for a woman.
Yes, sir.
I want some wine!
O'Neill...
By the way, I also do engine work on BMWs.
Yeah, well, Rick and his pals are probably knee-deep in whores by now.
Yeah, that looks like fun, hm?
You heard what those hookers said. They were supposed to go to a bachelor party.
Ho-ho-ho! Look at those babies!
Gone just a few seconds and I miss him already.
Oh, my God, our dad is here.
Hey, lady, how much?
The big show's gonna start in one minute. Come on!
- We'd like to order now. - Hey, no sweat. No sweat, guys.
You wanna do the honors?
Oh... I am stunned.
Why do good girls like bad boys?
She pees standing up! Not her!
Out the window? Oh, this is gonna be a surprise. I'm a nut for surprises.
And, uh...
Oh, my gosh!
- How's your wife? - I hate her. I hate her guts.
Next!
Do you understand?
I had to get out of the house anyway. My daughter's having a bridal shower.
Oh, yeah. A real diplomat.
Shit.
Right.
Hey, thanks, Dad. Listen, we gotta go.
Ah! Vino!
A little vino... would be keeno!
You have no self-esteem, no thought about the future.
That's a coincidence. It's supposed to.
Oh, shit!
Yes! Cleveland wins the pennant!
No hookers
I want some Wine!
You got it.
It was a moving experience. I thank you. From the bottom of my heart.
I can't understand you getting married.
Take care!
OK, Ricky, all finished.
Timmy, why don't you go to sleep? There we go. Good boy. There we go.
Rick, take me, please.
is not in any way gonna jeopardize my relationship with my pals, damn it.
Hey!
How'd it go?
I'm sorry that the noise woke you up. I will take care of it right away.
Hi.
I understand commitment! I love you!
I've seen better.
OK, Ricky. Wanna hold out your arm?
To tell you the truth, I'm envious. I wish I had someone who was in my every thought.
No!
Do it, brother! Lay that Pipe! Drive it home Brother!
Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter
I am marrying Debbie.
How nice.
Here's your orders, ladies. You can help yourselves.
I guess I can't.
Go, baby! Do it, brother! Lay that pipe! Drive it home, brother!
Fuck...!
You can't.
Fair enough?
Rick, stop it! Get that thing away from me!
Wonderful!
Wait, wait. What do you mean? What changes?
Oh, it's amusing?
I want some wine!
- Are you sure you're OK? - Yes.
Well, if I go back on my word, I'll kill her.
Hmm, yeah, I understand.
I said that's another example...
Ryko, come on, take a break!
- Now, if I may make some suggestions? - Oh, feel free.