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Come in.
Oh, hey, Joe. How's Adam?
You may not be tall enough for the swan boat.
none of this would've happened.
to take a family picture of us in matching outfits.
Is it a sex club? Oh, Adam.
in front of your gal pals like a show pony.
Your mother's a damn low pressure system.
You know, my lifelong dream was to be a jazz pianist.
I'm relishing this precious moment.
Well, then I should double-check.
You've bent over for the last time.
This is the least happy I've ever been.
Did you just throw your back out
Or as your dad calls it, brunch.
D-Did you crash?
♪ He's got to be sure, and it's got to be soon ♪
Oh...
to help the healing process.
I got to walk back to get his bike.
riding a motorcycle down Satan's Butt Crack.